Saturday, April 30, 2011

... "LAYING EGGS" ... F&N, Inc's FIRST VIDEO BLOG


Okay Easter has come and gone ... But it marked a important point in the BIG PICTURE for me.

The short version of "it" - IT? It... is THE BIG PICTURE!!! ~ LOL

Im getting all tongue twisted in trying to verbalize what I have been marinating on over the last few months. Im not ready to give you all the details of what is brewing under wraps but I can share with you Miss Fortunes and I are gonna add some fun to our already outrageous persona's.

We have joined forces recently creating a partnership, if you will... "F&N,Inc". Under our new partnership we have decided to make ourselves more accessible with better use of the cyber cloud - THE INTERNET/THE WEB and US using our cyber presence to give you more options to PERV on our antics as we live this crazy dream called LIFE. LIFE AS PROFESSIONAL KINKSTERS!!!

PART 1 to this objective...

WE ARE STARTING TO VIDEO BLOG... IT WILL BE OFTEN... Entertaining at the minimum because Fortunes & Noir, TOGETHER = FUN ... hence how the name F&N,Inc came to be for the two of us.

The first VIRGIN VIDEO BLOG for the two of us is ... LAYING EGGS Linked hopefully is going to show up right here below...

http://missfortunes.blog.com/?p=1056 (Okay I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE THIS EASY and have a direct path to the layineggs VIDEO on MissFortunes BLOG but its NOT QUITE working smoothly) FIGURE IT OUT BOYS - MY techno abilities are going to need upgrading. I think ...

It was made in one take and then the painful process of EDITING was given to Miss Fortunes. AS USUAL SHE KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK, seeing she has never edited video raw footage before. Giving her HIGH KUDOS for learning to edit our raw video footage in ONE NIGHT!!!! Now she is a video editing FOOL.

I know this is an odd thing for a Mistress to do ... DEFLECT EYEBALLS TO ANOTHER MISTRESS CYBERLAND, but I must ... She has uploaded the video's to her blog while I am working on the creation of a co-joined web presence for F&N, Inc ...

I have a TON of exciting things I wish to share - but I have been duct taped to silence for the time being, or for a few more weeks. Things are gonna get Wild BOYS so visit often bounce between her blog and mine and you will be highly entertained as we unravel THE BIG PICTURE of F&N, Inc.

PERV ON NAUGHTY BOYS PERV THE FUCK ON!!!

Cheers,

Noir

Monday, April 25, 2011

Mistress Noir ::: FETISHES & KINKS ::: revised 4/25/11






This has been published on blog before so this is the **REVISED** NEWEST LIST OF FETISHES I ENJOY AND/OR OFFER IN A PRO-SESSION SETTING


Let's play it out.. kinky play and fetish fantasies don't have to be all dark and dungeon. I am in control, I am dominating you. I will switch, but its rare and its gotta have the right elements for a switch session.

Many are frightened all the stuff I do requires you accepting painful roleplay. Thats not so... Unless of course you are a PAINSLUT!! I always welcome a fun pain slut but I do understand it isn't everyones bag of fun.

BDSM covers a plethora of kinks and my imagination keeps the games and sessions fun.

Role-playing sessions [dragon lady boss - governess - cheating wife - Dr. - teacher - mommy - bad girl switch - forced feminization - power exchange fem-dom]are all characters I can easily morph into.

I enjoy lots of kinks and have EXPERIENCE in the fetishes listed below...


* Tease & Orgasm Denial
* Strap-On and Cock Sucker Training
* Prostate Play & Milking
* BDSM & Fetish Toy Exploration
* Mental Gymnastics/Mind Games
* Behavior Modification & Sissy Training
* Sadist & Masochistic Games
* Immobilization/Mummification
* Urethra Stuffing & Sounds
* Genital Torture
* Vintage Lingerie
* Queening
* Goddess Worship [some restrictions may or may not apply]
* CBT [mild to extreme]
* Small Penis Humiliation
* Verbal Humiliation [public or private]
* Old Fashioned Spankings [discipline & role-play]
* Forced-Fem with the Mistress [only] and her Strap-On
* Foot Worship & High Heels & Pantyhose/Stockings
* Restraining & Bondage Games
* Clothed Female Naked Man Games
* Enema Games
* Power Exchange D/s
* Cross-dressing & Dress-up
* Medical Fetish / Dr or Nurse Roleplay


The list above isn't be all end all but it does cover most of what I enjoy in Kink and Fetish. Since I do professional kink you are gonna need to know more than just what Im into. Check the post on YOU WANT MY TIME & ATTN ?? PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING


THE ACTIVITIES & SESSIONS LISTED BELOW REQUIRE RESERVATIONS 24 HOUR in ADVANCE & A MINIMUM 50$ DEPOSIT at the time you make your session reservation [I typically use "green dot money paks" when deposit is required]

* Medical Fetish [VERY EXPERIENCED in THIS FETISH]
* Total Transformation Makeovers & Shopping
* Glamour Photo Sessions [inquire directly about this service]
* Extended Sissy Training [long term contract]
* Double Domination with another dominant male / female
* Forced Bi/Fem & Cuckold activities with bull and myself
* Extended Chastity & Key Holding Services


Sessions must be booked directly via PHONE

... and for pete's sake it helps to already KNOW IF/WHEN YOU CAN PLAY PRIOR TO CALLING ME!!

Multiple Hour Sessions (including Overnights) are available



Thank you!

... MISTRESS NOIR ...
- Professional Kinkster & Fetishista -

Blocked/Private/Text CALLS are CALLS I DON'T ANSWER
** 4.8.0 - 2.5.5 - 6.2.2.1 **


... and what if you can't AFFORD TO SESSION WITH the Mistress?

Well thats a bummer...





Saturday, April 9, 2011

Oh my !!! the fan mail is randy today... rain brings out the horny in folks!!!

from a community based site I belong too.... a devoted stranger is appealing to do such with me ...

wow?!!

Read for yourself ~

First, a word of sincere appreciation. Rarely if ever does one find such a natural creative energy as Yours...amongst the flakes'n'fakes, You stand clearly above the remainder which, on its own, makes You exceptional. That You do it with such beauty and allure makes You incomparable. Thank You for being You.



If i were fortunate enough to have an hour with You, i would arrive at Your door, and the sight of You would knock me dead from the moment You open the door. The Ultimate Femme Fatale. Your gesture says "follow Me", Your smile and wink make me think there is something exciting awaiting me. i am already excited, i can feel my knees weakening and my pulse racing...



You take me into Your bedroom and lock the door, and gently push me into a chair next to the bed. You bind me securely to it, all except for my right arm. Unzipping my fly, my cock springs right out and up, and i hear You giggle. As You order me to stroke myself, You take a long string from the nightstand and tie my cock tightly at the base...i hear You laugh, You know it will keep me from cumming, no matter how much i want to.



Tease. Deny. Tease. Deny. Over and over. Hotter and hotter. You sit astride my cock and grind while You rub Your tits in my face. "Lick Me" You command. Drawing Your tight skirt up slowly, You peel down Your panties temptingly, and order me to inhale deeply. "You are never getting any of this. Ever." my moans and squirms just add to Your amusement, and i hear You laugh hysterically. i can feel the heat of Your passion as You step back and untie me. "Get on Your knees, slave." i fall to my knees; above me, You are slowly lifting Your shirt. On the bed, You kneel and arch Your back. "Lick My ass. Lick it. Lick it now" Like a starving dog, i gently push my face into Your asscrack as deep as it will go, my tongue darting out and penetrating Your sphincter as far as i can reach. Licking and slurping, i feel You gyrate into my face, moaning and writhing hotly. "Lick my asshole, bitch!" You yell as You reach down to finger Your turgid clit. i hear You wail as orgasm after orgasm sweeps over You, Your excitement driven by my anguished frustration.



After what must have been a dozen orgasms, You lead me to the door, my cock still bound, my balls a deep blue, loaded with dammed-in sperm. "Now My goodbye kiss." You softly push on my shoulders until i'm on my knees again. Hiking Your skirt, i give Your ass a long, loving, passionate kiss and lick goodbye. You see the pleading desire in my eyes, the huge bulge in my pants, and before i turn to leave, You shove Your sexy panties into my mouth. i can taste all of Your intoxicating essences, and i am out of my mind with lust. "Clean them well, slave. Use only your tongue." Bring them back to me, and if I am pleased, you may serve as my toilet."



i know Tempe, used to go to ASU, and i can and would definitely travel to Phoenix to worship and serve. i am not a one-timer, i like to build solid, lasting relationships, and i am happy to go at a pace and by an agenda of Your choosing...



Thank You so much...

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Seriously crazy huh? !!

Happy Saturday!!

Noir

Monday, April 4, 2011

Procrastination ...

Procrastination from Johnny Kelly on Vimeo.


LOL - I live it at times....

I find the best shit when I stumble on it....

The Infamous Spanking Scene from Beth Schacter on Vimeo.


This is a good example of a bratty girl.... It takes one to know one ...

Dominant can still be brats and require someone to answer too... and there is one I DO hold accountability too. So no this isn't a indirect post to find more to answer too...

Silly men - enough said goodnight!!

video came from a member based community I belong too... give credit where credit is due, thank you!!