Thursday, December 16, 2010

A different kind of holiday MAGIC perfect for gift giving this holiday season!



Okay before anyone freaks out and thinks I am a wicked witch .... wicked in a good way yes - witch no .... maybe a bitch at times, yes but just want to preface my attempt with this blog - I share with only the best of intent... you decide if its the right holiday gift for your gift giving needs.

I found this website on a community forum group ... and oh happy gift giving ideas for me... Look out EVERYONE Im giving soap [special soap that is] for christmas. The promise of love, healing, power and money in every bar is just to darn good to pass up. Everyone has to take a shower someday!!! Tee hee hee-

Again - I share this with the best of intent ...

www.themagicapothecary.com

I tried to make it a hyper link and damn it all to my bad computer skills i don't know how to do it today so sorry you are gonna have to type it yourself.

This comes from the website ... I cut and pasted - I hope that is okay ... ieck ...

Its free publicity, right - I better go tell her I am pitching her for cool christmas gift ideas.... yeah that makes it all groovy !!!

Here you can find many hand made and one of a kind items including Incense, soaps, baths, oils, candles, wreaths, wands, staffs, make up and beauty supplies, lotions, herbs, herbal mixtures and so much more. We are in the process of building up inventory for you.

Everything we make is 100% natural. We use all organic materials, none of which are tested on animals. We make each item one at a time no mass production! Each item is made in accordance with the laws of the sacred. Always made on the day and usually the time that is the most powerful for the working in question, always made in magic circle and empowered fully. Each item is ready to go. You do not have to pull all the ingredients together in order to make magic, we have done it for you. Candles have herbs and oils already in them, incense is blended to sacred perfection and all oils are made to work 100%. Each hand-made item is made in a 100% clean environment. The Apothecary is also a New York State Licensed Cosmetologist and understands how to be sanitary in all situations and knows what works for skin, nails and hair as well.

Each item is made to help you magically. You can also use many of our handmade organic items to heal you through aromatherapy and herbal therapy.

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EACH PRODUCT IS MADE INDIVIDUALLY AND WITH GREAT CARE TO DETAIL. THERE IS A 7 – 14 DAY TURN AROUND ON ORDERS.

We work with the Moon, planets and tides in order to guarantee you the most potent spell you can buy anywhere.


and somewhere else on the website I found this which is good to keep in mind...

REMEMBER: These items are tools to help direct your subconscious towards your ultimate goals.
You can only achieve your goals if your wishes are positive and pure.
What you put in will govern what you take away from the experience.
All magick is subject to the law of threefold return!
The power comes from within YOU.
“An it harm none, do what thou wilt”
Blessed Be!


But I really got a kick out of her pictures of her poppets ... seriously !!! Now you know what Miss Fortunes is getting for christmas ... lol omg I am laughing with holiday impishness at my holiday gift giving ideas... Im so damn creative !!

Now you know my secrets...


now Go play santa for yourself I got presents to wrap....

Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Mistress Noir

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Friday Nights could be the best kept Outrageous YOU could ever hope to find yourself enjoying.... TRUE STORY!!! Think about this kinky wanna be's

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD! BAD BAD GIRLS HAVING TOGETHER FUN 0 Comments
Journal Entry by MsNoir 4 days ago

I had this on my profile but I think I would rather it be attached to my profile giving it its own importance/page!!! You all know how much I LUV Miss Fortunes. As BFF's it doesnt get any better. Ahhhhhhh how mooshy huh?

But boys boys boys those who have not tapped into our 'friday bad girl night' where we session together... damn you are missing out. She and I have been friends now for long enough we are comfortable doing some outrageous sessions.

We both switch but usually play it safe and only switch with proper supervision. Given those opportunities thrown in the mix of what we do as professional kinksters, well things that make you go hmmmmmmm~ She and I are totally different but very compatible giving you the best of both worlds... kinda like ZZtops, "she wont do it but her sister will"...

So its a standing date with us FRIDAYS - TWO BAD GIRLS AND YOU... ( this is a professional session but oh boy its worth it) We are entertaining, dominant, kinky girls who love to "double dawg dare ya" when you find us playing together.

The generous boys have experiences you can't get from a barfly on a friday night. Oh yes yes yes - are you ready? Contact me - we are by appointment only and some sessions require deposit. You can find my contact info on my website. www.themistressnoir.com

- MISS FORTUNES AND I ARE PLAYING TONIGHT FRI -

EVER HAVE THOUGHTS OF PLAYING WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO VERY NASTY AND NAUGHTY BAD GIRLS. WE ARE ABSOLUTELY TO THE CORE UNCIVILIZED WHEN WE WANT TO BE ... SEE OUR AD FOR TONIGHT? NO? I HAVE PASTEDE IT BELOW...

THE ORIGINAL BAD GIRLS... WANTING & BEING BAD AS WE WANT TOO. Hey its a perk 4 YOU - YOU WANT TO SEE??

Mistress Noir is giving lessons

Watch and Learn how to please Miss Forutnes

We have TOYS:Custom Bondage Furniture
Wanna Tie Miss Fortunes to the Table?

Lessons in HOW to catch a Squirter
Miss Fortunes wont be able to run away

Professional Fetish Sessions
Cmon...thats what we normally are...this is Friday Night!!
What Kind of Pervert Are YOU?
We're the BEST kind...

The Skilled

The Fabulous

and

The Discreet

Wanna Play Dirty?

Lets GO!

300 is the magic number to get us motivated - Generous is the ticket to wild wicked fun times

MY CONTACT NUMBER IS ON MY WEBSITE ~

wanna play with some really bad bad behaving girls?

See you soon ~

Ms NOir

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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Questions Questions... Inquiring Minds Wanna Know... a page dedicated to giving you ANSWERS even if the question is DUMB!!!

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I HAVE BEEN DRAGGING MY LAZY FINGERS ON THIS ENTRY BECAUSE IT IS GONNA REQUIRE ALOT OF INITIAL DATA ENTRY [NEVER MY FAVORITE TASK - HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE TYPING? GRRRR] TO CREATE MY LIST OF THE BEST AND THE WORST QUESTIONS THAT COME MY WAY.

I PREDICT IN A SHORT WHILE THIS PAGE WILL BE QUITE THE ENTERTAINING ONE OF ALL MY BLOG ENTRIES. I WILL SHARE QUESTIONS I GET ASKED ON ANY GIVEN DAY THAT FALL INTO ONE OF THESE CATEGORIES BELOW:

- BEST - WORST - FUNNIEST - DUMB - OMG NO YOU JUST DIDNT ASK THAT - INTELLIGENT -


READY? OKAY HERE WE GO....

I WILL LIST THE FIRST 20 QUESTIONS I GET ASKED MORE OFTEN THAN I CARE TO EVEN KEEP TRACK OF ANYMORE AND THEN OVER THE WEEK I WILL BE PLUGGING IN MY ANSWERS TO THESE MOST OFTEN ASKED QUESTIONS BY THOSE WHO JUST WANNA KNOW!

1. CAN I BE YOUR PERSONAL SUBMISSIVE/SLAVE?

2. ARE YOU REALLY DOMINANT?

3. HOW DO I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?

4. DO YOU ENJOY THIS _____________? [FILL IN THE BLANK WITH YOUR FAVORITE KINK AND FETISH]

5. DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DUNGEON

6. DO YOU HAVE SUBMISSIVE GIRLS AND ALSO DO YOU HAVE BOYS WITH GREAT BIG DICKS THAT CAN BE CALLED UPON AT A MOMENTS NOTICE TO JOIN ME AND YOU DURING A SESSION

7. CAN YOU ROLEPLAY ____________ [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE KINK OR FETISH INTO THE BLANK]

8. DO YOU DO STRAP ON TRAINING

9. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO COME SEE YOU IN PERSON and DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS

10.WHY ARE DEPOSITS REQUIRED FOR SOME SESSIONS AND NOT OTHERS

11.DO YOU OFFER LONG DISTANCE ONLINE TRAINING AND/OR WEBCAM SESSIONS

12. WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE

13. MAY I SERVE AND WORSHIP YOUR... PUSSY - ASS - BREASTS

14. CAN I FUCK YOU

15. DO YOU CLEAN YOUR TOYS AND WITH WHAT

17. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PERSONAL KINK/FETISH?

18. CAN YOU REMOVE MY BALLS

19. IM NOT INTO PAIN SO...

20. [THIS QUESTION WASNT ASKED OF ME - IT WAS ASKED OF MISS FORTUNES WHEN SHE WAS JUST STARTING OUT IN PRO-PERVERSION AND ITS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE OMG HE DIDNT JUST ASK THAT QUESTION IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORD] "CAN YOU ROLEPLAY SHORTER"

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Admiring Fan of the Mistress

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Friday, October 29, 2010

What does a dominatrix wear for halloween?

Maybe I'll be a very bad bunny ... Can you see me doing a hippity hoppity all thru the neighborhood looking for opportunity to trick and treat?? I will wiggle my bunny tail for chocolate!!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

What happens to a Husband when the WIFE sends him for discipline!!!


Interesting Session today ~ the clients wife sent him to me with the note pasted at the bottom of this blog entry!!!

This boy got his pussy [bumm hole] spanked tomato red...
His bottom was evenly spanked tender...
His clit [penis] was exposed to my wasp vibrator.... oh dear that can do a number on a guys pee hole...
and lol he got better than my strap-on he got fucked with my inflatable dildo - which was pumped up 20 squeezes. THATS BIG!!

This session was so fun I'm still riding the endorphins.

thank you for sending your husband.... hopefully he comes home more compliant than he left!!!

Cheers,

Mistress Noir

ADDITIONAL NOTE FROM WIFE/MISTRESS

Ms. Noir: I am the Wife/Mistress of Gxxx M. I have been in that role for 2 years. Before we were married he admitted to me his desire to be submissive. He also told me about his session with various Mistresses a few years ago, and how those sessions helped reinforced his desire to be dominated by a strong-willed woman.

All was well in our marriage until recently. He is now starting to rebel against my authority, even though he claims he still desires to be submissive to me. I think the problem arises from his fantasizing about dominating women. When I caught him watching porno movies where men were dominating women, he confessed that he did this on a regular basis. I paddled him, but I believe he continues to watch this type of pornography.

I am giving to you my husband for proper training. I told him to contact you and arrange a session, and that act alone has produced a noticeable improvement in his behavior. I would like you to now take it a step further and remind him of his subservient status and reinforce his submissive nature.

In addition to his porno-watching activities, he has become resistant to my superiority in other ways. He refuses to accept my strap-on dildo. He says he cannot be treated as a woman. I must have this as part of my domination over him. He becomes submissive when I verbally chastise him as a worthless pussy, but he still refuses to accept my strap-on. He also rebels when I order him to show his submission in front of other women.

I am at my wits end. I am submitting him to you for proper punishment and training. I suspect he has engaged in other inappropriate behavior, but all efforts to get him to confess have failed.

Please feel free to:

n Discipline him as appropriate. No face slapping or marks, but he does get paddled on a regular basis. He fears the cane. Moderate slapping or cropping of his clit and pussy lips (cock and balls) gets his attention very quickly.

n He finds it very humiliating to be forced to bend over to expose his little pussy hole for my inspection. I use a riding crop or a small tawse to whip his pussy hole and make it tender.

n Besides his secret porno watching, he should be compelled to confess what other things he imagines to humiliate women. I suspect he secretly harbors a desire to be more dominant in our relationship, although he claims that is not the case.

n I want him to submit to my strap-on domination. Do whatever is necessary. He finds it painful to have an object worked in and out of his pussy hole to stretch and contract his sphincter muscle.

Thank you for your help in training my husband. I look forward to his return and to enjoying the results of your behavior modification and training efforts.

An appreciative Wife/Mistress.



Thursday, September 30, 2010

...Are you serious?





...Are you serious?

BEFORE ASKING FOR MY ATTN & TIME TO CONSIDER OR ENTERTAIN YOUR ONLINE subby/serving/performing OFFERS and REQUESTS THAT PURELY BENEFIT YOU and your HEAD... GIVE YOUR MOTIVATION A QUICK WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS TEST...

ARE YOU SELF SERVING - BEING RUDE - DISRESPECTFUL - PERHAPS YOUR OVER ALL INTELLIGENCE FALLS SHORT - OR YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE DUMB MALE LOOKEY LOU's
WHO RESPOND TO A PROFILE BASED ON ITS PICTURES - OR MAYBE YOU JUST LACK IN BASIC PROCESSING SKILLS OF WRITTEN INFORMATION??

Let me be super cyrstal clear ...

I DO NOT NEED A WEBCAM PUPPET or A SUBBY WHO WANTS TO WIN MY AFFECTIONS THRU ONLINE INTERACTION THAT CENTERS AROUND ME WATCHING HIM SHOVE THINGS UP HIS ASS OR ACTIVITIES THAT END UP WITH ME HAVING TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT AND SPIT JIZM DRIBBLE FROM YOUR WEENIE ONLINE!!!

WEBcaM PUPPETS are quite time consuming, not all that interesting to watch and ultimately what a WASTE OF MY TIME unless you webcaming and making money at it... and of course only am I interested if you are using the earnings from your stupid webcam performances to reward me for suffering thru such antic's as need be.


What would qualify as a good reward?

Oh Im thinking of stuff like jewelry - shoes - fetish toys - wine - gift certificates - travel vouchers - juicy courture bags - prada purfume - pampering services - thigh high boots - corsets

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Position Available...



Without knowing anything else or having anymore info other than I will not fuck you nor permit you release in the hour that you will be serving me... paint me a picture of how you might serve me...

Its important that I can count on those that serve me personally - that they can bring to the table something other than me always telling them what to do or how to be with me.

I want to see if you have the ability to:
suggest in the activities and games we play - if you have creativity in your nature - if you can communicate your own wants needs and desires in a pleasing manner to me - intelligence isn't overlooked by me.
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I am currently seeking a SINGLE AVAILABLE LOCAL BOYTOY for companionship and fetish exploration on my time - doing the things I want to do as the whim moves me. He needs to service oriented and not just pussy serving talented... I want you to be talented in all aspects of serving me.

If you have interest in me considering you for such a role - the role being a personal one...
...you need to send me a email with a minimum of 4 paragraphs [total] about:

- you
- your current situation
- why you think you'd be good for me [im not seeking you for sexual servicing companionship exclusively though you may earn the privilege of doing so someday]
- what is your availability is on average
- what are your talents in life both vanilla and fetish related
- The household costs to maintain, and everyone contributes - would you be able too - yes or no [im not asking for amount at this point just yes or no]
- Do you prefer to live in or live separately from Mistress
- How many miles from Mill and University is your home and your work
- Are you hetro or bi or homo flexible
- Include a recent picture of you & no dick pics [recent means within the last 90 days]
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I will contact you within 48 hours of receiving your email declaring interest, if I am interested. One liner emails or any email that doesn't have the above info answered will disqualify you- If I send back a email saying you are being considered for this role you will need to agree to and send back the following requested info : - give me your availability for the next seven day period - you need to provide me a phone number and best time to call you in the next 24 hours of receiving your interested -

2 hour interview in person to assess your skills and our compatibility within 7 days from receiving my interested reply. You will need to showcase your best kinky skill sets whatever they may be so be prepared to spend 15 minutes going over and reviewing whatever it is you will have prepared me to showcase those.
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. ~ Marilyn Monroe


Vegas Baby was Quite the Trip





Miss Fortunes Birthday - good lord it was a fun trip.

We were walking distance from the Erotic Heritage Museum but didn't quite make it in the door! Seems we were several minutes past the time it closed... Noir pouted - oh yes I did... Too miss such important culture and the chance to check off a bucket item on my list ~ Damn !!

Miss Fortunes and I stayed at the Trump Hotel - snotty peeps abound and they are the worst at pedicures. On the flip side, the rooms were friggin fabulous, the bathtub delightful. The beeeedddd- OMG the bed was seriously comfortable. I wanted to sneak it home with us but it wouldn't squish into my suitcase.

Hanging around in the room - oh boy yup I even have a picture to prove so... and receipts. [inside joke between us girls, if Ms F reads this she'll get a laugh.

We were counselors to strippers and came back with new toys to play with - wow !!

And as it is said ... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so all my other crazy wild and oh so not publishable pics will stay off my blog but I bet that doesn't go for my bff. She posts for shock and entertainment value!!! You GO girl - Happy Birthday complete!!!

NOir

Thanks no a really big thanks goes to a very special benefactor to whom this trip would not be possible. You know who you are and I am thankful for the gesture that was more than generous, allowing me to give a special birthday gift to us both. "The original bad girls"

Sunday, September 19, 2010

What my cucked Slut had to say about Sunday Night




Mistress, thank you for meeting with me earlier this week and providing me a scene that was all the fantasy I could hope for. You present me with 3 choices and I am glad of the choice I made, because little did I realize it at the time, it was a choice that also provided you with the your favorite fantasies....two sluts under your control.

Of course, I enjoyed that the first thing you did was tie up my cock in a cute pink ribbon, making me understand that I was something less than a REAL MAN while in your presence. Later you had me remove my clothes and put on a cute little outfit and pink panties. I felt so fem, and also felt very slutty. It was the one thing you told me you wanted the most out of me, to be as slutty as I could be. I was well on the way as I already felt like a slut, but better yet...your slut.

Now the best part of the evening was you had another slut waiting when I got there. I enjoyed meeting Slut K and performing in scenes with her for your pleasure. We both were total sluts for you. She was far more experienced than I, so I learned a lot that evening. You both even used my pussy for your pleasure. But the best part for me, was when Slut K was tied down, and I was told to give my cock to Slut K's mouth while you took her from behind. It was so incredibly hot, I nearly came within 30-40 seconds and had to fight to keep from cumming too soon (Plus you ordered me NOT to cum at that point). I will say that Slut K knows how to work her mouth and she was the best I have ever experienced, and would easily come back to be in a scene with her again. I also felt very comfortable around her, so you made an excellent pick in matching her up with me to have two sluts at your command.

All that sluttiness lasted a couple of hours and I can honestly say I have never had an experience like that, which makes you a master of your craft. Thank you for including me in such a hot scene and allowing me to experience something that people in the lifestyle experience, while we others not in the lifestyle normally do not.

Excellent!

But you!

You are such a hot tease. The pics drive me crazy. You know my fetish weakness and you use it to tease me and play with my mind.

And then there is the crush. I LOVE so many things about you. (No, I am not going to drop everything and ask you to marry me...whoops, maybe I already did....whoops...). Your intelligent witty banter, your dominance. I was thinking when you shouted that YOU are the ALPHA FEMALE in the room....yeah, she is. I thought about what my personal relationship with you would be and you would definitely be the dominant one in our personal relationship and I would just learn to get along or get out of the way, even though I would challenge you for dominance from time to time. But it would be one of the things you would respect me for, instead of being just like all the other whiny wimps out there that can't deal with a dominant woman.

So my interest in you continues. We will keep our relationship as it is for a while longer. I did get some direction from work. I expect I will conclude my time out west here by Thanksgiving, Christmas at the latest. So we have a short period of time to wrap up all lessons here.

My Mistress...you have seriously impressed me. Were I free, I would SERIOUSLY banter back and forth with you until I had your strong interest. (isn't that flirting?).

So play with my crush. You have me under your spell....more or less.

slut

C'dave53

Monday, September 6, 2010

Tonight is Behavior Modification Night Part II


Tonight I have a my cucked slut for a sleepover...

Phase II of his behavior modification training is planned for tonight.

I have brought in a Queen of being a SLUT... her and I together are going to teach my little eager beaver that being a slut is harder than it looks and he will require additional labor to make him superslutty so he's gonna have to endure.

But first we are going to have a nice dinner and then oh boy ... I will update on my blog how the night progressed.

and hey Im sorry I don't blog as much as I probably should but hey you don't leave me comments letting me know you are reading my blah blah blah ... so there!!! LOL

Cheers,
The Mistress NOir

Friday, September 3, 2010

Miss Fortunes U r a GIFT!! and its your birthday - I smell cupcakes and showgirls and get outa jail free ...







You never know when they will appear.

The special people you form bonds of love, friendship, partnerships, the important relationships in our lives. People are gifts and I am truly blessed for I have been given a gift of friendship.

Taking this moment I want to say THANK YOU THANK YOU and THANK YOU for being the real deal. I admire all that you are and I am blind to all that you will never be. In my eyes you are inspiration and courage and you have my respect, loyalty, and all the best of me. I call you friend, my muse, my best competition [hands down], and one of the originals. I swear it was the cowboy hat, yup you had me at the cowboy hat.


My favorite bad good girl...

...because we have sooooo much fun when we are up to no good

...my go to girl when things go bad ... get worse... and even when OMG damage control is needed she has my back.

...I have the bestest friend EVER, she celebrates all that is good about the people she holds near and dear and lets the not so good take a backseat to what she enjoys about the person most.

I guess its kinda like taking me AS IS ...

...there is a line in the movie Bridget Jones Diary where one of her male suitors makes his feeling for her known[see below] and it also is fitting in our friendship ... I like you just as you are....

Mark Darcy: I like you, very much.
Bridget: Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.

...we are like peanut butter n jelly - both of us are yummy on our own but put us together and we got something that is delicious, easy and always available, our friendship with one another is authentic.

...my best competition, my best reason to put forth the extra efforts needed to keep up with her.

...In todays world, females tend to be catty, superficial, backstabbing and quick to judge one another - but the power in building someone up, helping without an agenda, respecting one another and taking a person as is ... until you experience someone who extends all of those traits with you, its hard to put into words... A friendship that has trust - loyalty - accountability and our best interest at heart is priceless

Ma'am <- thats you Miss Fortunes!!! I am a blessed chickie!! I call you my friend... cause girl you be nothing nice and too much fun rolled together. I make you laugh and you my dear plant inspiring tasks that require me to type type type. LOL inside joke ;-) You inspire me to want to be the best I have to offer, you draw out my best qualities and you challenge me to be authentic, and you give me permission to not have to say IM SORRY for no reason anymore.


To be continued...

Monday, August 9, 2010

... because small ones look Cuter LOCKED in CHASTiTY!!


Im not sure if the u-tube link works as far as allowing one to view it since its uploaded as private

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMFZUvYTV4&feature=player_embedded


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Irritants & Oils are great for sensation play!!


Oh my goodness- I am a sucker for potions and oils and anything that I can use that has "yikes" appeal.

I personally am known for my little bottle of straight peppermint oil. Not the extract for cooking but the oil [health food places carry it] I love a minty fresh cock and/or pussy anyday. The burn tingle cold heat sensation varies with everyone as does the potency of the oil from one bottle to another so always test a new bottle's strength before going crazy with it in places you can't rinse or wash easily. A drop or 2 could be enough for some and others can handle more.

I have put peppermint ::

: down the urethra of boys dicks with a 6 in q-tip or a couple drops on a rosebud sound before I insert it in the urethra

: rimmed the anal opening with the oil

: rubbed it on clits and labia

; coated inside nostrils

: used it in enema water 6 drops to 2 quarts

: put a few drops on the tongue

; coated the nutsack with oil

: put a couple drops in selzter water

: used it as lube for my strap-on to aid in a memorable ass fucking [OMG] where nice isnt the objective to the ass I am fucking

** The only place I truly DO NOT LIKE PEPPERMINT is INSIDE my YA YA [vagina] because it becomes too intense and its hard to nutralize.

: used it in baby oil when I get out of the shower... it leaves your skin feeling cool for the time it takes to soak into your moist wet skin- great for hot phx days

If you do need to nutralize the peppermint oil for some reason, soap and water is the least effective and the best that I know from personal experience is water based lube.

If you have to put out the cold heat burn inside a pee hole and urethra sterile ky jelly injected with a 3 cc syringe -minus the needle- directly into the pee hole will provide some amount of relief. Also peeing will help wash some of the oil out of the urethra too and aid in making the hole a sterile enviroment again.


FRESH GINGER ROOT - LOVE IT!!! There is a group here that is all about GINGER FIGGING and the use of fresh ginger root... good group if you don't have experience first hand with this amazing spice in its raw and fresh form. It will make a person horny too. First hand knowledge, I swear those on the ginger receiving end will proclaim their horny factor spikes after getting plugged spiked and filled with ginger root.

I have used ginger in:

:ass :pussy :clit labia :urethra :nostrils


other substances worth mentioning toothpaste clove oil - use caution it can cause 2nd degree burns on some people peeled jalepeno pepper [fresh] cinnamon oil...is the one oil I don't mess around with..Personal experience says nobody wants to suffer for 8+ hours or go to the emergency room. 


As with all things we do, it's up to us as individuals to practice safe, sane consensual with each other. Communication is the key to successful experimentation with someone. Sometimes you don't know until you do know. Always experiment with safe words in place. Sensory play is subjective. What is hell no to one person is a hell yes omg don't stop to another. As a professional provider I respect limits. Testing limits is one thing, ignoring hard limits is another. Your hard limits, as well as safewords are always respected. 

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Sharing your submissive with another Dominant...



Okay so last night was outa-control and Im not sure if that is a good thing...

My little submissive got a taste of submission with props...

The fuck toy cage she was kept in, the chains she got hung from, the toys that invaded her...

Thank you to my fabulous female fatale friend who was definitely on a mission last night. 3 girls and some brave boys...? They weren't so brave when it came to time in the cage. Only my good little kitty complied and crawled into Fortune's FUCK TOY holding cage. Guess what? She got fucked!!

and NO MISS FORTUNES you can't keep my submissive... I lost at poker but the pay out is only for the weekend. When my girlfriend spots something she wants its a hard time holding if you gotta tell her no.... cringe - Miss Fortunes, your a sneaky girl but she can't stay!!! Enjoy - you have her just for one more day. Ugh.... it aint gonna be pretty when I pick up Miss Kitty.

Here kitty kitty cum to mama ~

LOL - LAST NIGHT WAS OFF THE HOOK ~ boys that didn't make the party... YOU MISSED OUT ON FUN THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL BUT WASNT. We were in Fortune'sland anyway. Bad behavior is a requirement if you are gonna play there!! Thanks for hosting last night!! You Rock at 5 card STUD or whatever that stupid game was we played and I lost miserably at.

yawning Im so tired Im gonna have to take a nap in a minute.

Noir

Friday, July 30, 2010

BaD BeHavIoR with 3 KinKY Fetishista's 2NiTe - all we need is YOU luv - CALL if you can PLAY 2nite


Oh my goodness what do we have going on tonight? ...

Two special sexy female guests...and Noir. YOU are invited to your own Strap G@ngbang, Golden Shower Overkill, Queening-A-Thon. We might even let you help me molest a fine ass biotch (she's like 20 and I'm going to ENJOY THIS!!) with Miss Fortunes...help tie her to the table and help me see if she squirts like ME. Maybe we'll strap something to your face and use you one at a time. Maybe we'll keep you in the fucktoy cage and only let you out to please us. Let's do something wild!


The ladies are in charge...(your naughty parts are ours) and you know for sure this will be crazy before the night ends. Tonight FRIDAY 7/30 end of the month!! Client appreciation goes out with a bang!! A fetish playtime night for the kinky crew!!! Friday Night, FortunesLand, starts @ 8 and goes until we crash.

PRIORITY IS GIVEN TO MY REGULARS...what does that mean? That means that Noir's boys and Fortunes Bitches get first dibs on scheduling...and get some love. Why? Because I dont wanna deal with screening. Listen up Happy Perverts... We are showing you some luv!!

All the rest of you...who arent regulars...are welcome to inquire on availability to join our Friday Night Party.


I WILL NOT DISCUSS DONATION AT ANY TIME, Noir's Regulars=those I already know $300 AND Fresh Meat=someone I cant wait to meet $350


If yer interested but cant make it Friday Night email me and we'll work out another time this weekend.


Questions/Answers:

Yes, you will be the only male in attendance. We're already havin fun..YOU ARE OUR TOY!

Yes, we will probably be enjoying a cocktail, if you cant have fun...how can you be our TOY?

No, you will not be stuck in the cage the whole time you are here (that's NOT fun!)

Your visit's length depends on your generousity.

We all agree...this is the time to LET LOOSE and BE YOURSELF. Fun Fun Fun!!!


Call me at 480-255-6221 Ms Noir
DO not text - DO NOT call from a blocked number - or after midnight...

Saturday, July 17, 2010