Saturday, December 31, 2011

EMBARKING ON A NEW YEAR 2012 .... TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO 2011

Hey long time since I have wanted to share things and stuff with the 12 loyal bloggers of mine here... yup 12 of you . Wow -I will say thanks for being loyal for the last year of nothing nice with me. What will 2012 bring? Its my hope it brings love, growth, compatible play partners and quality relationships that have the fascinating factor for me.

Kiss kisses - Happy New Year
Noir



Monday, November 28, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

You are going to do what ??? Play EVIL Dr. Noir...



So there is another pro-Domme in these parts who enjoys medical play to the extreme... HELLA YEAH-A!!  I am going to take my most hardy pain slut of a man over to offer him up as a practice and play demo boy.... {see I caught him already... teee heee heee hee}

OMG - he should be fretting about now as she and I could do together... holy marble batman!!! Lots things and stuff unimaginable!! I will have to tell you the outcome of Monday night to come.

I have not been blogging as much as life is somewhat vanilla these days - studying for a test that takes a day to complete has had its hold on me for the last month. but it doesnt look like Im missing much you silly imps... okay I write more you comment more.

Noir

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

OMG I AM A COPYCAT!!! cut and paste ... cut and paste...



The BFF calls and says girl get your lazy ass on your blog and update it... No wonder you got no peeps here you say nothing new !!!

WELL la tee da dah dah da!!! So I hopped over to her blog because damn it she is right mine IS boring and nothing nice because I ranted and raved a post or two ago no activities from my blogger readers no more clever reading material...

Ummm yes I am blonde and nope I had not a clue I was just hurting me because nobody is gonna read nuts and honey or Nothing new..... Seriously must give me a spanking  for being passive aggressive brat!! IM DOMINANT DAMN IT - so nope YOU cant do that !!! HA ~

But I did find this cute lil thing on the BFF's blog so I snatched it up and embedded it on my blog too... First funny and second ha ha I have something new now !!!

Cheers,

As she said .... switch out Hobbyist and put in Dominatrix and Poof very very funny!!!


                                       MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE

Thursday, September 15, 2011

sometimes technology overwhelms me... TRUE STORY

I have somehow collected 5 laptops, one dumb cell phone and I just got one of these sidekick smartphones which can do stuff I dont even know it can do...

Someone said it can even give me orgasms if Im hardpressed and there isnt a man around to give me me his big 10 inch. wOw where is that app?????

I now have 3 tech support companies and Im still not technically with it. I look silly with my purse whirlling and vibrating and bird tweeting between phone ring-a-dings..... good lord lady what's in your purse?? Evil little grin, shhhh if you are quiet I will let you peek in..... lol Welcome to my wonderland wont you please cum in....

Noir

Thursday, August 18, 2011

TIme for new thoughts about Things and Stuff

Public Service Memo for Miss Fortunes new blog is working so yay next topic to blog.... Thinking thinking...
Ohhhh I got 3 really good questions from a new Domme female as per boyfriend inspired. Lost in the beginning where does a girl start when its personal?

Its all personal - I love inspiring other girls....

ITs hot here and the fun ones are all but a trickling in these days ... I crave a kinky soul that wants to play rough and be tough about it... Peeking where oh where can that certain one be ? Oh where oh where if anywhere....

Maybe I will go look under my bed... I never thought to look there yet... :o) on the hunt .... for some GRRRR ~

Noir

Sunday, July 24, 2011

WHERE THE HELL DID MISS FORTUNES GO?... pssst I can tell you... :O)







- MEMO - WORLD ANNOUNCEMENT - FYI - HEY YOU - SHE HAS MOVED - 411 - 

My girlfriend just informed me she has had no blog for TWO DAYS, oh no?!!
NO BLOG? 
Thats just crazy - she has to blog like she has to drink coffee.
Its her connection to all her favorite perverts and how she make new ones!!!
So here's my public service announcement to aid and assist lost perverts back to the fold
[not that her perverts come here to find out stuff about Miss Fortunes but...]
HERE IS HER NEW BLOG ADDRESS


She is bummed because its just a empty blog with no content so I encourage those of you who know her and enjoy her blog antics and her crazy stories to go help her out and post some comments, offer to help her create some content, write a fantasy she can post, send a crazy pic... 
I dont know !!!
THINGS AND STUFF 
anything could probably help at this moment. 
Give her a day and then go by and say hi!!




Its storming outside and my butler/housekeeper is running around my place in his cleaning apron doing what he does best. 
Pick up all my things and stuff and putting it all back where it belongs. 
I'm good at packing stuff up to take here and there but when the bags return they don't magically go back to wherever things and stuff should go. 
I'm bad with organizing so hence the housekeeper with a passion for putting away things and stuff.... 
A match of need and the ability to meet the need comes together perfectly!! 

WHERE THE HELL DID MISS FORTUNES GO?... pssst I can tell you... :O)

- MEMO - WORLD ANNOUNCEMENT - FYI - HEY YOU - SHE HAS MOVED - 411 - 
My girlfriend just informed me she has had no blog for TWO DAYS, oh no?!!
NO BLOG? Thats just crazy - she has to blog like she has to drink coffee.
Its her connection to all her favorite perverts and 

Friday, July 22, 2011

I FORGET TO SEND THE MEMO OUT - Ohhhhh Miss Kitty....




Miss Kitty - oh sweet sweet Miss Kitty is home for summer break and she has asked Me to use her, play with her, and give her some memorable moments as I did last summer.  Really, Miss Kitty?  You want to play you say? ... with my silly boys again?

You are such a fucking hot tease... and your boobs.... ahhhh can I just say your boobs are so yummy they could make a MISTRESS almost jealous. LOL - I have nice boobs for a 44 year old but your 21 yrs young titties are so fine they blow my mind Miss Kitty. [This is not hype so the blog entry is more titillating... ummm why would I go to that bother when nobody is reading my blah blah blahs... yup still on my soapbox about the silence] No worries Im blogging this to ROCK N ROLL playing loudly.... ;-)

Boys/Girls, yes YOU, those of you with adventuresome desires, your wants and needs [pretty sure this is a stretch to call it a need but what the hell]  of the more naughty and subjective flavor could be totally be considered!!! ANYTHING is possible when a fetish fairy godmother is near. LOL - I don't wear the costume but  do have the wand.  Bippity boppity boo -  I have Miss Kitty and I know what she's willing to do. Secret Confession - her interview to show me she was right for the role submission in sessions with you bad bad boys... I made her such my lovers dick, no warning no time for her to be wishy washy nope... I said honey this is how it works ... you are here to make things more entertaining for me.  You will do the things and stuff I'm not inclined to do if I find it amusing, or it adds the right element to the scene/session.

Can you imagine the delight of being tortured with young, hot, submissive pussy that you know I own and do with as I please? Hmmmmm how does this translate into fun for you?

Well, look at her in the pic's I have posted here... Imagine those lips, and beg me to use them on lil ol you...?!! Oh Ms. Noir, is such rewards even possible I bet you are asking yourself right now....

I smile and I merely say, she is mine and I use her as I wish. I don't abuse her, nor do I ask what I know would be her hard limits, but other than that she knows she has one answer that I expect to hear whenever we play and session together and that is YES MA'AM!!!

LOL -  LOL - LOL - What does Gene Simmons say on his show all the time? YES, IT IS GOOD TO BE ME!!

AS my submissive, which means she is serving me darling, I will not hurt her, [beyond a good spanking on her butt] degrade her, or humiliate her in our playtime activities. Cool?

Curious to see Miss Kitty? I knew you would be so here I have added some recent pics of my muse.... Hot, huh... I know, I know she is delightful and rare to find. Oh, oh, oh .... one last thing I must mention but shouldn't even have too.... DO NOT APPROACH MISS KITTY WITH REQUEST FOR ONE ON ONE TIME OR TRY TO LURE MISS KITTY FOR ALONE TIME @ ANOTHER TIME. You can only play with my kitty if the kitty stays safe and sound in my company.









what can I say about my ever sweet and totally bratty Miss Kitty?!!! !

Purrrrrrfect!

Smokin Toes...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

KNOCK KNOCK .... Pound pound ... beat beat beating... on the door of SILENCE

If I don't get comments, feedback, some interactive exchange here.... boys how will I know you like what you are reading or you are even coming here? Am I posting  "THINGS AND STUFF" to NOBODY for the sake and or purpose of WHAT?

Entertaining SILENCE is a rough gig I can say!!! Talking and typing thoughts that nobody wants to read is a waste of my time... Not knowing what is wanted by those that cum and leave is who's fault really? I can't talk about the stuff you wish to read or be entertained by if you don't share, comment and leave your thoughts on here.

Its a safe place - you can remain anonymous ... and I don't have the techno brain to be scandalous to those that brave coming and visiting my blog anyways. I can't expose those who leave bad comments or good ones... so you should be free to leave a comment share a thought give an opinion, ask a question... ANYTHING is better than blogging to a whole lotta SILENCE that never seems to end!!!

Nobody said SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... or be quiet upon entering my blog.... Cat got your tongue ... or were you born with no opinions?

Whats a girl gotta do to ruffle a feather - or get a bird to squawk once in awhile?

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ----- anybody come here anymore?

hmmmmm - I hear Nothing !!!

I don't have to blog - I suppose...

Mistress NOir is going on quiet mode til I hear see or get some sort of sign there is life on here that wants to interact with me a lil bit!!!




Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Fetish Feet of Phoenix Thursday Nights


Miss Fortunes & Mistress Noir 
~ embarking on ~ 

FOOT FETISH 
see our first attempts with 
VIDEO CLIPS 
of our
FIRST FOOT FROLIC 
+ plus +
TRAMPLING JELLO 
with our
TOES







Monday, July 4, 2011

HAPPY 4th of JULY to YOU!!!! from Mistress NOir




HAPPY 4th - of  - JULY!!!!
Let freedom ring...
ITS BECAUSE OF THIS GREAT PLACE WE CALLED AMERICA, I CAN BE A KINKY DOMINATRIX AND FULFILL DREAMS - FANTASIES & EXPLORE FETISHES WITH YOU!!!

Cheers, 

NOir

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Today is the day to celebrate Daddy's !!! - OMG what did she just say?



WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Im not going to go "Hallmark" on you ~ but I do want to take a minute and say to all the great men who embrace the many roles of...: FATHER - DADDY - ROLEMODEL - MENTOR - PROTECTOR, thank you.

A father is the first man a little girl has the opportunity to fall in love with. It is this man she will base all her male relationships from, its he who teaches her self-esteem, and he defines what unconditional love will feel like to his little girl.

In the world of BDSM I see a different kind of "daddy" and it would seem many many women have turned to these daddys to offset the lack of father figures in their life growing up. I here guys complaining where are the good girls and woman worth falling in love with and having a meaningful LTR with? You want a female who is self confident, well adjusted, respectful, and sexually healthy [well I don't know about the last one I just listed off] then take a look at her relationship with her father. Its an indicator, without a doubt.

I have been blessed, and while I typically don't mix the personal life with my professional world I want to break this rule for just a second and say thank you to the men in my life that have given me great examples of fatherly love... and I appreciate the man with whom I created a sweet girl with. She is the great human being that she is because her DADDY loves her and he is very important in her life. I couldnt have raised her without him so for his commitment to me and really to the little girl he brought into this world, I am so grateful you took your role of fatherhood serious. Co-parenting in this day and age when you are not a couple is tough and he and I have done a good job of raising a beautiful person separately together. You may never find this blog entry but if you do stumble across it someday you will know these words are from my heart.

So I toast all the DADDYS in the world who have committed to their role. Children need mamma's and daddy's... TRUE STORY. yeah yeah I am a dominant female and I know it might conflict with the "FEMDOM" image but I do have a handful of men I respect beyond words and I am glad they are in my life and and and ....


Noir

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

HAppY BiRThDaY to GEMINI Noir... Do you want to be my #10? ahhh YES U DO!!!!




!!!10!!!


Well it seems its like pulling teeth to hit the magic 10... TEN FOLLOWERS.... 





How about this boys, its my birthday this week and for my birthday I want followers please. Lets see how many of you can give me a priceless and meaningful gift of presence? !! Its pretty painless and guess what boys its pretty affordable even those of you who cant find a way to session with me can still make me tickled pink happy as a birthday girl.... 

All those who gift me with their presence will get a special treat next time I session with  you face to face or via web session. 




Happy birthday to me from you and you and you and you and ... you !!!!!

another year cometh to this GEMINI ...



Cheers, 
from the birthday girl 
Noir