Miss Fortunes RIP passed away 11.28.16

With the very sad news of Hollys sudden passing this past Monday, Nov 28th... many people have been so kind to stop by and say kind words- share personal memories of her and many want to know if they can help in any way.

What would Holly want? << I ask myself this. Holly was a hard one to give too. She didn't want to accept stuff that served no purpose. Holly was giver. She gave in so many facets but what continues as those share their Holly memories with me ... her gift was processing human behavior, collecting mass data and using her photographic memory figure shit out. People, process, things n stuff.

She was the one I went too when I needed no bullshit advice, or rant about the job, the boyfriend, why is the sky blue... she gave great advice.

If someone in her sphere of influence suffered a death, a loss, a perversion, a bad relationship Holly would have practical magic to bestow on whomever in situations of all magnitude.

Holly was funny. She and I spent days at a time holed up in her playspace on  Lindsey Rd doing what dommes do while waiting for their clients. We rocked playing dress up in costumes for work, perfected the art of Selfies, blah blah blah...d about fetish work, and she sucked up the business tips and experiences I had to share about being a pro domme and quickly me the teacher became the student.

Holly was brilliant. We developed our own language, laughed at our own jokes, she became like a sister. In this period of time I witnessed her quit a job, go pro and earned herself an infamous reputation in the fetish community. 

Her friendship was not fair weathered... she bailed old friends outa jail, help ones when they had a personal hardship, or tragedy. She seemed to know who needed her special magic and what could help in most situations . Holly gave generously of herself.

Holly left behind her son 13 yrs old. He is going to need as much love and generous help as we can give him in the days that come. He is now alone. Some friends have come to help him settle her affairs and then go thru the legal process of adopting him so he can move and live with his new guardians.

If you feel compelled to do something in her memory, please consider donating to Holly's go fund me account that's been setup to help Chris in this transition period.

It's what Holly would have wanted...
https://www.gofundme.com/funeral-for-holly-travel-f…

I feel like I rambled on a bit too long in this post, but Im not going to apologize.

I miss her.

I hate typing the same shit over and so if I post it here then I just have to type this once instead of over and over. Omg no not that, repeating sucks!

I can hear her laughing right now and teasing me ... "Noir, why does it always have to be about you?" She was a tough act to follow, and she could do mental gymnastics while texting, talking, smoking, and chewing gum at the same time. I loved hanging out with my friend.

She was the best entertainment and cohort in crime. We were going to change the world someday. My brain is numb and wants to abort the reality I will never be able to have another slumber party in a space that is decorated in cocks and kinky furnishings, be able to run over and borrow something from the fetish wardrobe closet, gossip about a crazy client, or go treasure hunting for pervertables plucked outa everyday life.

And then I realize it's not about me...

Holly Impacted People!

Touched many deeply in the same way as she did with me.

So again if you want to help... Holly has a go fund me account here's the link.... https://www.gofundme.com/funeral-for-holly-travel-f…

True story... as she and I would say after babbling about something long-winded.

Girlfriend you left the world a grey place when you died. I will miss you Holly.

Noir

Mistress Noir got a surprise...

A client came last night in the rain, by Uber... communication was not going either of our way. But once it was figured out.. best damn almost a fubar but turned out better than any has a right too. Sometimes clients produce surprise to a session... not often. But when they do... my oh my.
Kinky wet dreams,
Noir🍸

Mid life Crisis and the Adrenaline Junkie

How bad do you want to feel adrenaline storming thru your entire body & within? 

What used to give butterflies in your stomach right before you engaged in "it"? 

Submissive... Mistress may I?

Maybe... if you book me.

Cheers!
Mistress Noir 

www.themistressnoir.com

Happy Holidays

Found this on the Internet....  have a fetish festive holiday season! To those who do celebrate Thanksgiving... enjoy!

I'm staying in town this year so if you get bored after turkey - pie n football... maybe you wanna role play stuffing the turkey?!!
Lol.... that's a funny visual in my head.

Happy holidays
Mistress Noir
Www.themistressnoir.com

A cool strap on .... exists!

Now boys.....this is a fine strap on... both boys and girls can get their kicks or is it kinks on with this fun new style of strap on. Its hollow but still works without a dick driving it..cuckolding and chastity games just got a bit more evil didn't they?!

I have it and I use it. Play ... play ... lol... play! Who's my bitch now?

Happy Holidays
Mistress Noir

Spoiling your Mistress

Men.... if you haven't lived in a no female world then you know, GIRLS OR FEMALES LIKE PRESENTS.

There is no faster way to a woman's soft spot, no faster way outa the dog house, no easier way to gain the attn in a good way than to buy a female a gift.

Are we materialistic? Well... yes and no. Science has proven as part of the love/relationship aspect between mankind 👫 Mars & Venus, girls feel validated by the gifts or things men give/do for us. If you do not believe me... do the research. Kinda like men feel validated when a woman wants to fuck you without you begging and pleading for it. I can honestly say that I have said no to sex with my man less than 5x, in the 22yrs he has been giving me his amazing cock. He is VALIDATED!

Does this created a spoiled woman... a girl getting gifts? Maybe?!  Do you think your mom is spoiled because you give her a gift... how about your sister, or even your  significant other? Are these women spoiled because you give them gifts? I'm going to say probably not. But who am I to say in reality?!

All I can say is what I know... when someone gives me a well chosen gift... it turns me to "girly goo".

A big thank you to Bill for spoiling me today. For no reason he had a bottle of yummy Tom Ford sent to me. Just because.... I'm awesome in his opinion. Plus he admits I scare him.... 😲 OK so no session, but he buys very nice gifts and he also knows how to take a lady to dinner. Sorry, last dinner was outrageous but I still wouldn't trade a side of City Grills cream corn to go for the opposite... no cream corn to take home.

Bill you may frustrate the fuck outa me, but I love you. Now build that ball crock pot cooker. You have a free session coming to you. Evil giggles 😆😈😃

Interviewing the Mistress...

A while back I gave an interview to DomConversations. It's a audio podcast, I may have blogged this, but didn't see a post with the link so I'm posting it again.

Enjoy...

Interview can be found here... 

Interview with Mistress Noir

Don't make me shove this chicken up your ass! Mistress Noir

Gives new meaning to "flipping the bird"...

Whats funnier is... I have threatened a couple of subs with shoving a chicken up their ass if they didn't stop whatever they were doing at the time.

Hmmm, lol... now I really can shove a chicken up your ass!

Just remember that if you find yourself being threatened by me, the consequence of putting a chicken up your ass in a future session.

Go ahead, dare me.... typed with an evil grin!

Cheers,
Noir

Quote me... Mistress Noir

Social media.... ahhhh don't you love it?

I collect quotes like a piggy bank collects pennies!

What do you do with 150 gazillion saved quotes? Hmmmmm.... well there is Pintrest boards, or bathroom wallpaper if you print them out, or I can artsy fartsy a few together on my smartphone and then pop 'em up on my blog.

Ok, ok perhaps not the most "dominatrixee" sort of thing one could argue as far as blog posts go but, wtf?

I love being creative (really, is that even something that needs to be said, lol) and you lucky fucks get to enjoy some of my creative energy in this post. 

if you don't appreciate this kind of show n tell from your Mistress, that's fine. Click thru to another post. If you do, well here you go...

Am I REALLY that SCARY?

Men, boys, boi's, Goddesses, Dom's/Dommes, girls, and - fucking rainbow unicorns, (did I forget anyone? Lol)

Please shed some light on what is a Dominatrix supposed to do with the message... "you are soooo scary" over and over and over and over and over and...

over and...

over and...

over....

and - are you starting to get it?

I'M A DOMINANT FEMALE WHO PROFESSIONALLY GIVES MEN AN OUTLET TO SAFELY EXPLORE... KINK AND FETISH AND FANATASY.

Within the role of Dominatrix, I have honed some seriously kinky skill sets. Some of the kinks Im into could be considered scary, but for others it's the flame that draws the moth. 

Those who come to me are looking for the envelope to be pushed, they seek the girl who can push their buttons, tap their adrenaline, take them down a path that is less traveled, be it dark and sometimes scary.

There are those that like scary movies, go to haunted houses, some jump out of planes, and those who run into burning buildings, or build skyscrapers, run 30 miles before breakfast... we all have our own interests when it comes to exciting things we like to do. 

Adrenaline junkies seek things and stuff to feed their adrenaline cravings, those who like scary entertainment seek scary situations, dominants sometimes seek escape and wish to feel TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE, and there are those who have fetishes that are extreme. 

It takes a confident, skilled, and yes even a scary personality of sorts to do what I do.

That being said, YES I AM A SCARY BITCH! But let that not be the only thing that defines me.

Yes I am human, and have friends, companions, toys of human nature, a lover, family. What do these have to do with being a Dominatrix? Everything and nothing. Life if lived to its fullest requires a certain balance all by itself. In my case,  one gets balanced in the others. Why do you need to know this? 

I believe men get so caught up in the fantasy, that separating the human from the role doesn't come to mind in the moment. Living in a dual personality makes it sometimes impossible for me to say I am or I'm not.

This I get.

Yes my time has value - my expertise has its worth - my craft has been an investment - quality is important when one wants to play mind games and tip toe around in the dark side. My scary for some is what's needed, but for others it's knowing that I do scary things, and others see it as required to do the things I do. Bdsm, kink and fetish are all mind based. The activities are the things that support the mental piece that has marinated in your thoughts a long time, for some of you. 

This is how it works in the real world pretty boy, you don't have to do what you don't want to do. You have safe words, and they are honored. With communication that delves deeper than "just dominate me" the more I understand what your fantasy looks like in your head the more fulfilling the experience, has been my reality. 

Humans are complicated when it comes to exposing their dark desires, or fear judgement of their fetishes, some even get off on the humiliation of the acts they are challenged to submit too. Let me remind you, it's still your fantasy. 

Jump down the rabbit hole. 

Cheers, 

Mistress Noir 

Why waste a BOSSY DISPOSITION when there are PLENTY of MEN who would be happy to be part of the Mistress Noir's boi toy stable

I was at my favorite waterhole well actually its a haunted oyster bar...

I had a friend drop in Sunday night so we hit the place as it was closing hour.

One of the waitresses was off the clock and had just enough liquid courage to come over and ask me after sharing first she thought I was a version of  a ROCKSTAR, my mojo gets seen a lot at this place given its located sooooo friggin' close to me. She wants to know why its always raining beautiful men in my world? I

ts gotta be my magical mojo, or how good of a tease I am or maybe its even because I give spankings over my knee and deny them any head. '

Its good to be the QUEEN BEE

Be you submissive or dominant, I do seem to have a bucket load of men willing to go for drinks, go to lunch, play games that always are kinda shocking... I like having a stable of men so to speak. Otherwise I would never survive.

Here is a list of visually NSFW pics,

YUP they are ALL MY MEN in one capacity or another.

I LOVE MEN!!!!

The.Mistress.Noir

A strange little man fantasy I received in one of my inboxes on a fetish based community site awhile back... Mistress Noir

Ms. Noir...Hello..... You are quite stunning!!! What would you do if while out and about you saw/found a tiny man only 6 inches tall what would you do?

Do you think you would catch him and take him home?

Do you think you would offer to help him?

Do you think you would just stare and continue on your way?

Hmmm.....If I could get you to agree..... if I was lucky enough to get shrunk and found by you.... I would hope you would keep me in a cage which you kept covered when I was locked inside. You also tell me you do not want me to have any more orgasms as you want my focus on tending to your needs and the needs of other giants and not my own. You have me perform various duties such as giving manicures, pedicures, rub lotion on you, scalp massages, assist in your bath, and of course sex!!!! You always have me clean you up when your finished having sex and you also use me as a living dildo... :-) And when you are finished playing/using me you simply put me back in my cage and remind me no touching... as you are placing the cover over it. :-)

Over the next few days, I start to settle into a routine, when the cover is removed I immediately stand and remove my toga so that you can inspect me to make sure I do not have an erection or that i have not cum. I am not allowed to wear my toga outside of the cage, and I am only removed whenever I have chores or performing my various duties tending to your needs. You have not let me cum yet as I am always put away frustrated. Today you remove me from the cage and carry me to the coffee table where I see polish and the lid is very loose. After you set me down... you remove your shorts and reveal your glistening pussy as you sit on the couch and prop your feet up and lean back and have me paint your toes. While painting your toes you inform me that your sub is coming over later and that you expect me to behave accordingly as there is no doubt he is going to want to meet me. After your toes are dried and you are satisfied with my work.... you place me near your pussy which is my cue to get busy. I begin to massage and lick your tasty clit and literally dive right in which sends you over the edge. It doesn't take long until you have one of your powerful volcanic eruptions as I am coated in your juices. As I make my way out... I am lifted up to your gorgeous billboard sized face as you smile and say "Very good little one" ... and "Aww...your a sticky mess....now let us go take a bath and as a reward for doing a good job...Im going to let you wash me..." as you stand up and carry me into the bathroom... :-)

Hmm..... You bring your sub over and remove the cover before he arrives. I immediately stand and begin to disrobe as you open the cage door and I step out for inspection. You are pleased that I have not cum since you allowed me to cum in your gorgeous hair the night before. You tell me to "Get dressed little one" as you inform me that your sub is on his way over for treatment. Im not sure what you are talking about but you hold up the syringe and I clutter to think what you might do with it. Your sub comes over and I watch you inject his balls as you inform your sub that your little man if much more of a man than he is. When you are finished treating your sub, you inform me that you have some big people things to take care of and since I have been good you are going to allow me to accompany you. I am excited to ride in your purse as you I can hear what is going on outside but wish I was able to see the various giants out and about as I would wonder what their reactions would be if they spotted me. While at lunch you have taken me out and set me on the table as I realize we are at the mall. You tell me "Look around little one.....look at the giants..... can you imagine what would happen to you if your Mistress had not found you?" I nod and say "I know Mistress, I would hate to think what might of happened..." You smile and say "Hmmm....... little one...... you just gave me a fun idea...." :-)

You tell me to "Finish up little one" as you are throwing away the trash and when you return you open your purse and say "Ready?" as you reach for me and gently place me back in the purse. You are walking the mall when you decide to go into Victoria's Secret which is fairly busy especially since it is the weekend. You find a quiet area and open your purse and explain to me that it might be fun to see some of the women's reactions to seeing a little man but not to worry because Mistress will be watching and you just want to see their various reactions. You ask me directly "Would you like that little one?" and I smile and say "Yes Mistress... very much" You reach in and set me down on the floor and remind me to please stay close and I always need to keep you in my sight. I look around as everything is obviously gigantic and decide to stay under one of the displays until I see an attractive lady I want to approach. It does not take long until I see a lady in her late 20's looking at stuff in the mirror and decide she should be the one I approach. I turn around to make sure you are still watching when an employee comes up to you and ask if you need any assistance? You give her a fake smile and say "No thanks....just looking" as the woman lets you know that if you need any help please dont hesitate to ask. While you were being distracted, I was making my way to the woman when a huge sneaker slammed down in front of me blocking my path. I fall backwards and look up to see a huge kid looking down at me giving me a look of disbelief. As the kid begins to crouch down for a better look, I immediately take off trying to make it back where I started. The kid says "Hey come back here" as he reaches out to grab me but I am able to avoid his grasp the kid begins to hunt for me as you make your way over to the young lady thinking I am about to approach her. Meanwhile the kid is starting to rip the place up looking for me and I have made my way over towards an empty part of the store where there is a MILF type looking at outfits. The kid spots me as he quickly approaches. As the kid approaches the MILF says "There you are, I told you to stay with me and not get into trouble" as the kid says "Mom.....look what I found" as he is pointing towards the ground right where Im standing. The mom looks down at me with disbelieve as she says "What the..." as she is obviously shocked by the sight of seeing a tiny man. The boy looks at his mom and says "Can we keep him?" as both the mom and kid crouch down for a better look.

 AND THATS THE LAST TIME I HEARD FROM MY FANTASY LITTLE MAN, BUT REGARDLESS OF HIS LACK TO STAY CONNECTED AND FINISH THIS FANTASY, THE TIME HE TOOK TO WRITE IT AND SUMMIT IT TO ME IS APPRECIATED AND GET A THANK YOU FROM ME... MISTRESS NOIR

Quote I found ... Mistress Noir

"Your submission is not a gift, it's the payment for your very own demons, it's a sacrifice that you have to make to silence the voices of your sexual desires, it's the entrance fee to being reduced to a mindless mess of sexual surrender. I have nothing to do with your submission. I'm just the one who is there when you paid up." 
   ~ Primalex

Great quote!
Cheers,
Noir

Mistress Noir got an amazing amount of new KINKY NEW TOYS ... who wants to try them out?

Bunnies ... isn't Easter supposed to come in April? 

Long time no blog ... busy busy .... 

Whats new subby wannabe's?      Silence .... hmmm wow that's not very interesting. 

Whats new with Mistress Noir... you ask? 

Playing with new toys - super super cool new toys... 

• A custom Violet Wand Set with attachments that are one-of-a-kind
• Butter soft ever soooo soft Floggers 
• Whips lots o Whips (I think I need to practice a bit before I try to whip a nipple)
• A remote Electric Dog Shock Collar
• A red latex Vacbed (I need a crash test dummy to help me set it up and figure out how to use it)
• So many London Tanner Strops and Spanking Implements I need some naughty bottoms to give them meaning and purpose. Its been a minute since I told someone to pull down their britches and get across my knee. 
• Tens Units and Insertion Probes along with Electrical Parachutes 
• Paddles 
• Quirts (I think that's what they are)
• Sybian Machine with every damn attachment they make (yes I know its for a girl but I am equal opportunity when it comes to fetish fun, bring your lady love for a session nobody says a session has to be just me and a submissive guy. Everyone's welcome with me)
• Collars n Cuffs in tough guy black leather SLAVES kneel! Do you wish to wear my collar? 

I'm sure I have forgotten a few items but yes I have tons of new things n stuff. Thank you Electric Jack for the belated Christmas present or the early birthday gift. Your generosity is overwhelming I feel like a kid in a Toys R Us store after hours or something like that!!! The gifts well be well loved and used and enjoyed for another decade to come. The movies too I love them!!!   

So, those who like the things mentioned above its your lucky day and its time to play. 

Cheers, 

Mistress Noir

Ps. Pictures will be attached soon I just wanted to blog my new gifts cause its fucking cool when your birthday comes early or Christmas happened a little late.