Thursday, September 30, 2010

...Are you serious?





...Are you serious?

BEFORE ASKING FOR MY ATTN & TIME TO CONSIDER OR ENTERTAIN YOUR ONLINE subby/serving/performing OFFERS and REQUESTS THAT PURELY BENEFIT YOU and your HEAD... GIVE YOUR MOTIVATION A QUICK WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS TEST...

ARE YOU SELF SERVING - BEING RUDE - DISRESPECTFUL - PERHAPS YOUR OVER ALL INTELLIGENCE FALLS SHORT - OR YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE DUMB MALE LOOKEY LOU's
WHO RESPOND TO A PROFILE BASED ON ITS PICTURES - OR MAYBE YOU JUST LACK IN BASIC PROCESSING SKILLS OF WRITTEN INFORMATION??

Let me be super cyrstal clear ...

I DO NOT NEED A WEBCAM PUPPET or A SUBBY WHO WANTS TO WIN MY AFFECTIONS THRU ONLINE INTERACTION THAT CENTERS AROUND ME WATCHING HIM SHOVE THINGS UP HIS ASS OR ACTIVITIES THAT END UP WITH ME HAVING TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT AND SPIT JIZM DRIBBLE FROM YOUR WEENIE ONLINE!!!

WEBcaM PUPPETS are quite time consuming, not all that interesting to watch and ultimately what a WASTE OF MY TIME unless you webcaming and making money at it... and of course only am I interested if you are using the earnings from your stupid webcam performances to reward me for suffering thru such antic's as need be.


What would qualify as a good reward?

Oh Im thinking of stuff like jewelry - shoes - fetish toys - wine - gift certificates - travel vouchers - juicy courture bags - prada purfume - pampering services - thigh high boots - corsets

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Position Available...



Without knowing anything else or having anymore info other than I will not fuck you nor permit you release in the hour that you will be serving me... paint me a picture of how you might serve me...

Its important that I can count on those that serve me personally - that they can bring to the table something other than me always telling them what to do or how to be with me.

I want to see if you have the ability to:
suggest in the activities and games we play - if you have creativity in your nature - if you can communicate your own wants needs and desires in a pleasing manner to me - intelligence isn't overlooked by me.
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I am currently seeking a SINGLE AVAILABLE LOCAL BOYTOY for companionship and fetish exploration on my time - doing the things I want to do as the whim moves me. He needs to service oriented and not just pussy serving talented... I want you to be talented in all aspects of serving me.

If you have interest in me considering you for such a role - the role being a personal one...
...you need to send me a email with a minimum of 4 paragraphs [total] about:

- you
- your current situation
- why you think you'd be good for me [im not seeking you for sexual servicing companionship exclusively though you may earn the privilege of doing so someday]
- what is your availability is on average
- what are your talents in life both vanilla and fetish related
- The household costs to maintain, and everyone contributes - would you be able too - yes or no [im not asking for amount at this point just yes or no]
- Do you prefer to live in or live separately from Mistress
- How many miles from Mill and University is your home and your work
- Are you hetro or bi or homo flexible
- Include a recent picture of you & no dick pics [recent means within the last 90 days]
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I will contact you within 48 hours of receiving your email declaring interest, if I am interested. One liner emails or any email that doesn't have the above info answered will disqualify you- If I send back a email saying you are being considered for this role you will need to agree to and send back the following requested info : - give me your availability for the next seven day period - you need to provide me a phone number and best time to call you in the next 24 hours of receiving your interested -

2 hour interview in person to assess your skills and our compatibility within 7 days from receiving my interested reply. You will need to showcase your best kinky skill sets whatever they may be so be prepared to spend 15 minutes going over and reviewing whatever it is you will have prepared me to showcase those.
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. ~ Marilyn Monroe


Vegas Baby was Quite the Trip





Miss Fortunes Birthday - good lord it was a fun trip.

We were walking distance from the Erotic Heritage Museum but didn't quite make it in the door! Seems we were several minutes past the time it closed... Noir pouted - oh yes I did... Too miss such important culture and the chance to check off a bucket item on my list ~ Damn !!

Miss Fortunes and I stayed at the Trump Hotel - snotty peeps abound and they are the worst at pedicures. On the flip side, the rooms were friggin fabulous, the bathtub delightful. The beeeedddd- OMG the bed was seriously comfortable. I wanted to sneak it home with us but it wouldn't squish into my suitcase.

Hanging around in the room - oh boy yup I even have a picture to prove so... and receipts. [inside joke between us girls, if Ms F reads this she'll get a laugh.

We were counselors to strippers and came back with new toys to play with - wow !!

And as it is said ... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so all my other crazy wild and oh so not publishable pics will stay off my blog but I bet that doesn't go for my bff. She posts for shock and entertainment value!!! You GO girl - Happy Birthday complete!!!

NOir

Thanks no a really big thanks goes to a very special benefactor to whom this trip would not be possible. You know who you are and I am thankful for the gesture that was more than generous, allowing me to give a special birthday gift to us both. "The original bad girls"

Sunday, September 19, 2010

What my cucked Slut had to say about Sunday Night




Mistress, thank you for meeting with me earlier this week and providing me a scene that was all the fantasy I could hope for. You present me with 3 choices and I am glad of the choice I made, because little did I realize it at the time, it was a choice that also provided you with the your favorite fantasies....two sluts under your control.

Of course, I enjoyed that the first thing you did was tie up my cock in a cute pink ribbon, making me understand that I was something less than a REAL MAN while in your presence. Later you had me remove my clothes and put on a cute little outfit and pink panties. I felt so fem, and also felt very slutty. It was the one thing you told me you wanted the most out of me, to be as slutty as I could be. I was well on the way as I already felt like a slut, but better yet...your slut.

Now the best part of the evening was you had another slut waiting when I got there. I enjoyed meeting Slut K and performing in scenes with her for your pleasure. We both were total sluts for you. She was far more experienced than I, so I learned a lot that evening. You both even used my pussy for your pleasure. But the best part for me, was when Slut K was tied down, and I was told to give my cock to Slut K's mouth while you took her from behind. It was so incredibly hot, I nearly came within 30-40 seconds and had to fight to keep from cumming too soon (Plus you ordered me NOT to cum at that point). I will say that Slut K knows how to work her mouth and she was the best I have ever experienced, and would easily come back to be in a scene with her again. I also felt very comfortable around her, so you made an excellent pick in matching her up with me to have two sluts at your command.

All that sluttiness lasted a couple of hours and I can honestly say I have never had an experience like that, which makes you a master of your craft. Thank you for including me in such a hot scene and allowing me to experience something that people in the lifestyle experience, while we others not in the lifestyle normally do not.

Excellent!

But you!

You are such a hot tease. The pics drive me crazy. You know my fetish weakness and you use it to tease me and play with my mind.

And then there is the crush. I LOVE so many things about you. (No, I am not going to drop everything and ask you to marry me...whoops, maybe I already did....whoops...). Your intelligent witty banter, your dominance. I was thinking when you shouted that YOU are the ALPHA FEMALE in the room....yeah, she is. I thought about what my personal relationship with you would be and you would definitely be the dominant one in our personal relationship and I would just learn to get along or get out of the way, even though I would challenge you for dominance from time to time. But it would be one of the things you would respect me for, instead of being just like all the other whiny wimps out there that can't deal with a dominant woman.

So my interest in you continues. We will keep our relationship as it is for a while longer. I did get some direction from work. I expect I will conclude my time out west here by Thanksgiving, Christmas at the latest. So we have a short period of time to wrap up all lessons here.

My Mistress...you have seriously impressed me. Were I free, I would SERIOUSLY banter back and forth with you until I had your strong interest. (isn't that flirting?).

So play with my crush. You have me under your spell....more or less.

slut

C'dave53

Monday, September 6, 2010

Tonight is Behavior Modification Night Part II


Tonight I have a my cucked slut for a sleepover...

Phase II of his behavior modification training is planned for tonight.

I have brought in a Queen of being a SLUT... her and I together are going to teach my little eager beaver that being a slut is harder than it looks and he will require additional labor to make him superslutty so he's gonna have to endure.

But first we are going to have a nice dinner and then oh boy ... I will update on my blog how the night progressed.

and hey Im sorry I don't blog as much as I probably should but hey you don't leave me comments letting me know you are reading my blah blah blah ... so there!!! LOL

Cheers,
The Mistress NOir

Friday, September 3, 2010

Miss Fortunes U r a GIFT!! and its your birthday - I smell cupcakes and showgirls and get outa jail free ...







You never know when they will appear.

The special people you form bonds of love, friendship, partnerships, the important relationships in our lives. People are gifts and I am truly blessed for I have been given a gift of friendship.

Taking this moment I want to say THANK YOU THANK YOU and THANK YOU for being the real deal. I admire all that you are and I am blind to all that you will never be. In my eyes you are inspiration and courage and you have my respect, loyalty, and all the best of me. I call you friend, my muse, my best competition [hands down], and one of the originals. I swear it was the cowboy hat, yup you had me at the cowboy hat.


My favorite bad good girl...

...because we have sooooo much fun when we are up to no good

...my go to girl when things go bad ... get worse... and even when OMG damage control is needed she has my back.

...I have the bestest friend EVER, she celebrates all that is good about the people she holds near and dear and lets the not so good take a backseat to what she enjoys about the person most.

I guess its kinda like taking me AS IS ...

...there is a line in the movie Bridget Jones Diary where one of her male suitors makes his feeling for her known[see below] and it also is fitting in our friendship ... I like you just as you are....

Mark Darcy: I like you, very much.
Bridget: Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.

...we are like peanut butter n jelly - both of us are yummy on our own but put us together and we got something that is delicious, easy and always available, our friendship with one another is authentic.

...my best competition, my best reason to put forth the extra efforts needed to keep up with her.

...In todays world, females tend to be catty, superficial, backstabbing and quick to judge one another - but the power in building someone up, helping without an agenda, respecting one another and taking a person as is ... until you experience someone who extends all of those traits with you, its hard to put into words... A friendship that has trust - loyalty - accountability and our best interest at heart is priceless

Ma'am <- thats you Miss Fortunes!!! I am a blessed chickie!! I call you my friend... cause girl you be nothing nice and too much fun rolled together. I make you laugh and you my dear plant inspiring tasks that require me to type type type. LOL inside joke ;-) You inspire me to want to be the best I have to offer, you draw out my best qualities and you challenge me to be authentic, and you give me permission to not have to say IM SORRY for no reason anymore.


To be continued...