sometimes technology overwhelms me... TRUE STORY

I have somehow collected 5 laptops, one dumb cell phone and I just got one of these sidekick smartphones which can do stuff I dont even know it can do...

Someone said it can even give me orgasms if Im hardpressed and there isnt a man around to give me me his big 10 inch. wOw where is that app?????

I now have 3 tech support companies and Im still not technically with it. I look silly with my purse whirlling and vibrating and bird tweeting between phone ring-a-dings..... good lord lady what's in your purse?? Evil little grin, shhhh if you are quiet I will let you peek in..... lol Welcome to my wonderland wont you please cum in....

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