Country Club Vibes ... We had it all to Our selves...

I I have the neighborhood "Country Club Hot Tub /Pool Swimmin' n Chillin" Membership-

With gratitude, because tonight my girlfriend tried to tame the seahorse floaty... 

Hysterical funny Miss @RizosCigarette joined me for an evening of airplane sized cocktails, appetizers served in a to-go clamshell take out container and a C

Collectible Starbucks razzke dazzle tall sippy cup. 

Who do you think won?

Im only allowed to share an image but the impromptu video clip of her riding it bucking bronco rodeo style is... pretty 😁  ducking funny!

 

Thank you girlfriend - I wonder if there is such a thing as a pool floaty fetish? 

Do we have any subbies who want to "buy us a new selection of pool floaties? The sea monster is retired tonight!?!! So 😔! 

The First 2 Pool Floaty Funders that contribute, gift, tithe, cover the purchase of a minimum of 6 new floaty selections... oh stop - they aren't that expensive... 

12$ per floaty?  Thats a ducking sweet treat for someone with a pool floaty toy fetish- hell yeah 🌊👙🧜‍♀️💦

Thats a damn opportunty for you very specific fetish kinksters to get a set of personal for your eyes only images catering to your personal viewing pleasures. 

Seahorses are tough to tame actually, lol! She did good nut that seahorse was complicated so he was set free. Now I have zero pool floaties. 

See my 🫦 red lips - dont you want to hear Mistress Seahorse Wrangler pout do you?

💦What makes my panties wet? 🤷‍♀️ I know you are dying to find out 🦄

Alpha man give me butterflies 🦋 in my 🧠  brain... say what Ma'am? 

Call me silly but you make me feel like your most ostentatious Blonde slut 🤪 

What if a brat... captured your attn in ways you didnt know you could imagine?! I know that reads kinda peacocky. 

By whim in a wildly soul... a fae, a imp, a sexual Succubus,  engaging in a slutty day dreaming kind of way- 

Who is ever prepared when the rabbit 🐇 hole 🕳 presents a portal for one to fall into their fantasy tangible and unscripted. 

With eyes looking into your soul ✨️  invite me to flirt with intent descending into your will, my fantasy  

I find myself at your feet make me say please.

Whomever can fascinate without effort will always be a curious giilty pleasure to those who wish cerebral foreplay.

A 🦄 smells of temptation laced with butter fluff ... its cryptographic chemical attraction when one is ripe for the taking. 

I wish I may I wish might i wish to play tonight.