Friday, September 3, 2010

Miss Fortunes U r a GIFT!! and its your birthday - I smell cupcakes and showgirls and get outa jail free ...







You never know when they will appear.

The special people you form bonds of love, friendship, partnerships, the important relationships in our lives. People are gifts and I am truly blessed for I have been given a gift of friendship.

Taking this moment I want to say THANK YOU THANK YOU and THANK YOU for being the real deal. I admire all that you are and I am blind to all that you will never be. In my eyes you are inspiration and courage and you have my respect, loyalty, and all the best of me. I call you friend, my muse, my best competition [hands down], and one of the originals. I swear it was the cowboy hat, yup you had me at the cowboy hat.


My favorite bad good girl...

...because we have sooooo much fun when we are up to no good

...my go to girl when things go bad ... get worse... and even when OMG damage control is needed she has my back.

...I have the bestest friend EVER, she celebrates all that is good about the people she holds near and dear and lets the not so good take a backseat to what she enjoys about the person most.

I guess its kinda like taking me AS IS ...

...there is a line in the movie Bridget Jones Diary where one of her male suitors makes his feeling for her known[see below] and it also is fitting in our friendship ... I like you just as you are....

Mark Darcy: I like you, very much.
Bridget: Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.

...we are like peanut butter n jelly - both of us are yummy on our own but put us together and we got something that is delicious, easy and always available, our friendship with one another is authentic.

...my best competition, my best reason to put forth the extra efforts needed to keep up with her.

...In todays world, females tend to be catty, superficial, backstabbing and quick to judge one another - but the power in building someone up, helping without an agenda, respecting one another and taking a person as is ... until you experience someone who extends all of those traits with you, its hard to put into words... A friendship that has trust - loyalty - accountability and our best interest at heart is priceless

Ma'am <- thats you Miss Fortunes!!! I am a blessed chickie!! I call you my friend... cause girl you be nothing nice and too much fun rolled together. I make you laugh and you my dear plant inspiring tasks that require me to type type type. LOL inside joke ;-) You inspire me to want to be the best I have to offer, you draw out my best qualities and you challenge me to be authentic, and you give me permission to not have to say IM SORRY for no reason anymore.


To be continued...

Monday, August 9, 2010

... because small ones look Cuter LOCKED in CHASTiTY!!


Im not sure if the u-tube link works as far as allowing one to view it since its uploaded as private

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqMFZUvYTV4&feature=player_embedded


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Irritants & Oils are great for sensation play!!


Oh my goodness- I am a sucker for potions and oils and anything that I can use that has "yikes" appeal.

I personally am known for my little bottle of straight peppermint oil. Not the extract for cooking but the oil [health food places carry it] I love a minty fresh cock and/or pussy anyday. The burn tingle cold heat sensation varies with everyone as does the potency of the oil from one bottle to another so always test a new bottle's strength before going crazy with it in places you can't rinse or wash easily. A drop or 2 could be enough for some and others can handle more.

I have put peppermint ::

: down the urethra of boys dicks with a 6 in q-tip or a couple drops on a rosebud sound before I insert it in the urethra

: rimmed the anal opening with the oil

: rubbed it on clits and labia

; coated inside nostrils

: used it in enema water 6 drops to 2 quarts

: put a few drops on the tongue

; coated the nutsack with oil

: put a couple drops in selzter water

: used it as lube for my strap-on to aid in a memorable ass fucking [OMG] where nice isnt the objective to the ass I am fucking

** The only place I truly DO NOT LIKE PEPPERMINT is INSIDE my YA YA [vagina] because it becomes too intense and its hard to nutralize.

: used it in baby oil when I get out of the shower... it leaves your skin feeling cool for the time it takes to soak into your moist wet skin- great for hot phx days

If you do need to nutralize the peppermint oil for some reason, soap and water is the least effective and the best that I know from personal experience is water based lube.

If you have to put out the cold heat burn inside a pee hole and urethra sterile ky jelly injected with a 3 cc syringe -minus the needle- directly into the pee hole will provide some amount of relief. Also peeing will help wash some of the oil out of the urethra too and aid in making the hole a sterile enviroment again.


FRESH GINGER ROOT - LOVE IT!!! There is a group here that is all about GINGER FIGGING and the use of fresh ginger root... good group if you don't have experience first hand with this amazing spice in its raw and fresh form. It will make a person horny too. First hand knowledge, I swear those on the ginger receiving end will proclaim their horny factor spikes after getting plugged spiked and filled with ginger root.

I have used ginger in:

:ass :pussy :clit labia :urethra :nostrils


other substances worth mentioning toothpaste clove oil - use caution it can cause 2nd degree burns on some people peeled jalepeno pepper [fresh] cinnamon oil...is the one oil I don't mess around with..Personal experience says nobody wants to suffer for 8+ hours or go to the emergency room. 


As with all things we do, it's up to us as individuals to practice safe, sane consensual with each other. Communication is the key to successful experimentation with someone. Sometimes you don't know until you do know. Always experiment with safe words in place. Sensory play is subjective. What is hell no to one person is a hell yes omg don't stop to another. As a professional provider I respect limits. Testing limits is one thing, ignoring hard limits is another. Your hard limits, as well as safewords are always respected.