...Are you serious?

...Are you serious?

BEFORE ASKING FOR MY ATTN & TIME TO CONSIDER OR ENTERTAIN YOUR ONLINE subby/serving/performing OFFERS and REQUESTS THAT PURELY BENEFIT YOU and your HEAD... GIVE YOUR MOTIVATION A QUICK WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS TEST...

ARE YOU SELF SERVING - BEING RUDE - DISRESPECTFUL - PERHAPS YOUR OVER ALL INTELLIGENCE FALLS SHORT - OR YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE DUMB MALE LOOKEY LOU's
WHO RESPOND TO A PROFILE BASED ON ITS PICTURES - OR MAYBE YOU JUST LACK IN BASIC PROCESSING SKILLS OF WRITTEN INFORMATION??

Let me be super cyrstal clear ...

I DO NOT NEED A WEBCAM PUPPET or A SUBBY WHO WANTS TO WIN MY AFFECTIONS THRU ONLINE INTERACTION THAT CENTERS AROUND ME WATCHING HIM SHOVE THINGS UP HIS ASS OR ACTIVITIES THAT END UP WITH ME HAVING TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT AND SPIT JIZM DRIBBLE FROM YOUR WEENIE ONLINE!!!

WEBcaM PUPPETS are quite time consuming, not all that interesting to watch and ultimately what a WASTE OF MY TIME unless you webcaming and making money at it... and of course only am I interested if you are using the earnings from your stupid webcam performances to reward me for suffering thru such antic's as need be.

What would qualify as a good reward?

Oh Im thinking of stuff like jewelry - shoes - fetish toys - wine - gift certificates - travel vouchers - juicy courture bags - prada purfume - pampering services - thigh high boots - corsets

Position Available...

Without knowing anything else or having anymore info other than I will not fuck you nor permit you release in the hour that you will be serving me... paint me a picture of how you might serve me...

Its important that I can count on those that serve me personally - that they can bring to the table something other than me always telling them what to do or how to be with me.

I want to see if you have the ability to:

suggest in the activities and games we play - if you have creativity in your nature - if you can communicate your own wants needs and desires in a pleasing manner to me - intelligence isn't overlooked by me.

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I am currently seeking a SINGLE AVAILABLE LOCAL BOYTOY for companionship and fetish exploration on my time - doing the things I want to do as the whim moves me. He needs to service oriented and not just pussy serving talented... I want you to be talented in all aspects of serving me.

If you have interest in me considering you for such a role - the role being a personal one...

...you need to send me a email with a minimum of 4 paragraphs [total] about:

- you

- your current situation

- why you think you'd be good for me [im not seeking you for sexual servicing companionship exclusively though you may earn the privilege of doing so someday]

- what is your availability is on average

- what are your talents in life both vanilla and fetish related

- The household costs to maintain, and everyone contributes - would you be able too - yes or no [im not asking for amount at this point just yes or no]

- Do you prefer to live in or live separately from Mistress

- How many miles from Mill and University is your home and your work

- Are you hetro or bi or homo flexible

- Include a recent picture of you & no dick pics [recent means within the last 90 days]

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I will contact you within 48 hours of receiving your email declaring interest, if I am interested. One liner emails or any email that doesn't have the above info answered will disqualify you- If I send back a email saying you are being considered for this role you will need to agree to and send back the following requested info : - give me your availability for the next seven day period - you need to provide me a phone number and best time to call you in the next 24 hours of receiving your interested -

2 hour interview in person to assess your skills and our compatibility within 7 days from receiving my interested reply. You will need to showcase your best kinky skill sets whatever they may be so be prepared to spend 15 minutes going over and reviewing whatever it is you will have prepared me to showcase those.

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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Vegas Baby was Quite the Trip

Miss Fortunes Birthday - good lord it was a fun trip.

We were walking distance from the Erotic Heritage Museum but didn't quite make it in the door! Seems we were several minutes past the time it closed... Noir pouted - oh yes I did... Too miss such important culture and the chance to check off a bucket item on my list ~ Damn !!

Miss Fortunes and I stayed at the Trump Hotel - snotty peeps abound and they are the worst at pedicures. On the flip side, the rooms were friggin fabulous, the bathtub delightful. The beeeedddd- OMG the bed was seriously comfortable. I wanted to sneak it home with us but it wouldn't squish into my suitcase.

Hanging around in the room - oh boy yup I even have a picture to prove so... and receipts. [inside joke between us girls, if Ms F reads this she'll get a laugh.

We were counselors to strippers and came back with new toys to play with - wow !!

And as it is said ... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so all my other crazy wild and oh so not publishable pics will stay off my blog but I bet that doesn't go for my bff. She posts for shock and entertainment value!!! You GO girl - Happy Birthday complete!!!

NOir

Thanks no a really big thanks goes to a very special benefactor to whom this trip would not be possible. You know who you are and I am thankful for the gesture that was more than generous, allowing me to give a special birthday gift to us both. "The original bad girls"