A professional fetish provider, and a lifestyle dominant who embraces the female led relationship concept. I encourage men, women, couples to follow my blog for insightful opinions, stories about a day in the life of a dominant girl, and ideas on how to bring the element of kink to real relationships. Hey now... dont we all just want to live "happily ever after"?!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
A different kind of holiday MAGIC perfect for gift giving this holiday season!
Okay before anyone freaks out and thinks I am a wicked witch .... wicked in a good way yes - witch no .... maybe a bitch at times, yes but just want to preface my attempt with this blog - I share with only the best of intent... you decide if its the right holiday gift for your gift giving needs.
I found this website on a community forum group ... and oh happy gift giving ideas for me... Look out EVERYONE Im giving soap [special soap that is] for christmas. The promise of love, healing, power and money in every bar is just to darn good to pass up. Everyone has to take a shower someday!!! Tee hee hee-
Again - I share this with the best of intent ...
www.themagicapothecary.com
I tried to make it a hyper link and damn it all to my bad computer skills i don't know how to do it today so sorry you are gonna have to type it yourself.
This comes from the website ... I cut and pasted - I hope that is okay ... ieck ...
Its free publicity, right - I better go tell her I am pitching her for cool christmas gift ideas.... yeah that makes it all groovy !!!
Here you can find many hand made and one of a kind items including Incense, soaps, baths, oils, candles, wreaths, wands, staffs, make up and beauty supplies, lotions, herbs, herbal mixtures and so much more. We are in the process of building up inventory for you.
Everything we make is 100% natural. We use all organic materials, none of which are tested on animals. We make each item one at a time no mass production! Each item is made in accordance with the laws of the sacred. Always made on the day and usually the time that is the most powerful for the working in question, always made in magic circle and empowered fully. Each item is ready to go. You do not have to pull all the ingredients together in order to make magic, we have done it for you. Candles have herbs and oils already in them, incense is blended to sacred perfection and all oils are made to work 100%. Each hand-made item is made in a 100% clean environment. The Apothecary is also a New York State Licensed Cosmetologist and understands how to be sanitary in all situations and knows what works for skin, nails and hair as well.
Each item is made to help you magically. You can also use many of our handmade organic items to heal you through aromatherapy and herbal therapy.
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EACH PRODUCT IS MADE INDIVIDUALLY AND WITH GREAT CARE TO DETAIL. THERE IS A 7 – 14 DAY TURN AROUND ON ORDERS.
We work with the Moon, planets and tides in order to guarantee you the most potent spell you can buy anywhere.
and somewhere else on the website I found this which is good to keep in mind...
REMEMBER: These items are tools to help direct your subconscious towards your ultimate goals.
You can only achieve your goals if your wishes are positive and pure.
What you put in will govern what you take away from the experience.
All magick is subject to the law of threefold return!
The power comes from within YOU.
“An it harm none, do what thou wilt”
Blessed Be!
But I really got a kick out of her pictures of her poppets ... seriously !!! Now you know what Miss Fortunes is getting for christmas ... lol omg I am laughing with holiday impishness at my holiday gift giving ideas... Im so damn creative !!
Now you know my secrets...
now Go play santa for yourself I got presents to wrap....
Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
Mistress Noir
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Friday Nights could be the best kept Outrageous YOU could ever hope to find yourself enjoying.... TRUE STORY!!! Think about this kinky wanna be's
Journal Entry by MsNoir 4 days ago
I had this on my profile but I think I would rather it be attached to my profile giving it its own importance/page!!! You all know how much I LUV Miss Fortunes. As BFF's it doesnt get any better. Ahhhhhhh how mooshy huh?
But boys boys boys those who have not tapped into our 'friday bad girl night' where we session together... damn you are missing out. She and I have been friends now for long enough we are comfortable doing some outrageous sessions.
We both switch but usually play it safe and only switch with proper supervision. Given those opportunities thrown in the mix of what we do as professional kinksters, well things that make you go hmmmmmmm~ She and I are totally different but very compatible giving you the best of both worlds... kinda like ZZtops, "she wont do it but her sister will"...
So its a standing date with us FRIDAYS - TWO BAD GIRLS AND YOU... ( this is a professional session but oh boy its worth it) We are entertaining, dominant, kinky girls who love to "double dawg dare ya" when you find us playing together.
The generous boys have experiences you can't get from a barfly on a friday night. Oh yes yes yes - are you ready? Contact me - we are by appointment only and some sessions require deposit. You can find my contact info on my website. www.themistressnoir.com
- MISS FORTUNES AND I ARE PLAYING TONIGHT FRI -
EVER HAVE THOUGHTS OF PLAYING WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO VERY NASTY AND NAUGHTY BAD GIRLS. WE ARE ABSOLUTELY TO THE CORE UNCIVILIZED WHEN WE WANT TO BE ... SEE OUR AD FOR TONIGHT? NO? I HAVE PASTEDE IT BELOW...
THE ORIGINAL BAD GIRLS... WANTING & BEING BAD AS WE WANT TOO. Hey its a perk 4 YOU - YOU WANT TO SEE??
Mistress Noir is giving lessons
Watch and Learn how to please Miss Forutnes
We have TOYS:Custom Bondage Furniture
Wanna Tie Miss Fortunes to the Table?
Lessons in HOW to catch a Squirter
Miss Fortunes wont be able to run away
Professional Fetish Sessions
Cmon...thats what we normally are...this is Friday Night!!
What Kind of Pervert Are YOU?
We're the BEST kind...
The Skilled
The Fabulous
and
The Discreet
Wanna Play Dirty?
Lets GO!
300 is the magic number to get us motivated - Generous is the ticket to wild wicked fun times
MY CONTACT NUMBER IS ON MY WEBSITE ~
wanna play with some really bad bad behaving girls?
See you soon ~
Ms NOir
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Questions Questions... Inquiring Minds Wanna Know... a page dedicated to giving you ANSWERS even if the question is DUMB!!!
I HAVE BEEN DRAGGING MY LAZY FINGERS ON THIS ENTRY BECAUSE IT IS GONNA REQUIRE ALOT OF INITIAL DATA ENTRY [NEVER MY FAVORITE TASK - HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE TYPING? GRRRR] TO CREATE MY LIST OF THE BEST AND THE WORST QUESTIONS THAT COME MY WAY.
I PREDICT IN A SHORT WHILE THIS PAGE WILL BE QUITE THE ENTERTAINING ONE OF ALL MY BLOG ENTRIES. I WILL SHARE QUESTIONS I GET ASKED ON ANY GIVEN DAY THAT FALL INTO ONE OF THESE CATEGORIES BELOW:
- BEST - WORST - FUNNIEST - DUMB - OMG NO YOU JUST DIDNT ASK THAT - INTELLIGENT -
READY? OKAY HERE WE GO....
I WILL LIST THE FIRST 20 QUESTIONS I GET ASKED MORE OFTEN THAN I CARE TO EVEN KEEP TRACK OF ANYMORE AND THEN OVER THE WEEK I WILL BE PLUGGING IN MY ANSWERS TO THESE MOST OFTEN ASKED QUESTIONS BY THOSE WHO JUST WANNA KNOW!
1. CAN I BE YOUR PERSONAL SUBMISSIVE/SLAVE?
2. ARE YOU REALLY DOMINANT?
3. HOW DO I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT?
4. DO YOU ENJOY THIS _____________? [FILL IN THE BLANK WITH YOUR FAVORITE KINK AND FETISH]
5. DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DUNGEON
6. DO YOU HAVE SUBMISSIVE GIRLS AND ALSO DO YOU HAVE BOYS WITH GREAT BIG DICKS THAT CAN BE CALLED UPON AT A MOMENTS NOTICE TO JOIN ME AND YOU DURING A SESSION
7. CAN YOU ROLEPLAY ____________ [INSERT YOUR FAVORITE KINK OR FETISH INTO THE BLANK]
8. DO YOU DO STRAP ON TRAINING
9. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO COME SEE YOU IN PERSON and DO YOU TAKE CREDIT CARDS
10.WHY ARE DEPOSITS REQUIRED FOR SOME SESSIONS AND NOT OTHERS
11.DO YOU OFFER LONG DISTANCE ONLINE TRAINING AND/OR WEBCAM SESSIONS
12. WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE
13. MAY I SERVE AND WORSHIP YOUR... PUSSY - ASS - BREASTS
14. CAN I FUCK YOU
15. DO YOU CLEAN YOUR TOYS AND WITH WHAT
17. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PERSONAL KINK/FETISH?
18. CAN YOU REMOVE MY BALLS
19. IM NOT INTO PAIN SO...
20. [THIS QUESTION WASNT ASKED OF ME - IT WAS ASKED OF MISS FORTUNES WHEN SHE WAS JUST STARTING OUT IN PRO-PERVERSION AND ITS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE OMG HE DIDNT JUST ASK THAT QUESTION IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORD] "CAN YOU ROLEPLAY SHORTER"
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
What does a dominatrix wear for halloween?
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
What happens to a Husband when the WIFE sends him for discipline!!!
Interesting Session today ~ the clients wife sent him to me with the note pasted at the bottom of this blog entry!!!
ADDITIONAL NOTE FROM WIFE/MISTRESS
Ms. Noir: I am the Wife/Mistress of Gxxx M. I have been in that role for 2 years. Before we were married he admitted to me his desire to be submissive. He also told me about his session with various Mistresses a few years ago, and how those sessions helped reinforced his desire to be dominated by a strong-willed woman.
All was well in our marriage until recently. He is now starting to rebel against my authority, even though he claims he still desires to be submissive to me. I think the problem arises from his fantasizing about dominating women. When I caught him watching porno movies where men were dominating women, he confessed that he did this on a regular basis. I paddled him, but I believe he continues to watch this type of pornography.
I am giving to you my husband for proper training. I told him to contact you and arrange a session, and that act alone has produced a noticeable improvement in his behavior. I would like you to now take it a step further and remind him of his subservient status and reinforce his submissive nature.
In addition to his porno-watching activities, he has become resistant to my superiority in other ways. He refuses to accept my strap-on dildo. He says he cannot be treated as a woman. I must have this as part of my domination over him. He becomes submissive when I verbally chastise him as a worthless pussy, but he still refuses to accept my strap-on. He also rebels when I order him to show his submission in front of other women.
I am at my wits end. I am submitting him to you for proper punishment and training. I suspect he has engaged in other inappropriate behavior, but all efforts to get him to confess have failed.
Please feel free to:
n Discipline him as appropriate. No face slapping or marks, but he does get paddled on a regular basis. He fears the cane. Moderate slapping or cropping of his clit and pussy lips (cock and balls) gets his attention very quickly.
n He finds it very humiliating to be forced to bend over to expose his little pussy hole for my inspection. I use a riding crop or a small tawse to whip his pussy hole and make it tender.
n Besides his secret porno watching, he should be compelled to confess what other things he imagines to humiliate women. I suspect he secretly harbors a desire to be more dominant in our relationship, although he claims that is not the case.
n I want him to submit to my strap-on domination. Do whatever is necessary. He finds it painful to have an object worked in and out of his pussy hole to stretch and contract his sphincter muscle.
Thank you for your help in training my husband. I look forward to his return and to enjoying the results of your behavior modification and training efforts.
An appreciative Wife/Mistress.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
...Are you serious?
...Are you serious?
BEFORE ASKING FOR MY ATTN & TIME TO CONSIDER OR ENTERTAIN YOUR ONLINE subby/serving/performing OFFERS and REQUESTS THAT PURELY BENEFIT YOU and your HEAD... GIVE YOUR MOTIVATION A QUICK WHO BENEFITS FROM THIS TEST...
ARE YOU SELF SERVING - BEING RUDE - DISRESPECTFUL - PERHAPS YOUR OVER ALL INTELLIGENCE FALLS SHORT - OR YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE DUMB MALE LOOKEY LOU's
WHO RESPOND TO A PROFILE BASED ON ITS PICTURES - OR MAYBE YOU JUST LACK IN BASIC PROCESSING SKILLS OF WRITTEN INFORMATION??
Let me be super cyrstal clear ...
I DO NOT NEED A WEBCAM PUPPET or A SUBBY WHO WANTS TO WIN MY AFFECTIONS THRU ONLINE INTERACTION THAT CENTERS AROUND ME WATCHING HIM SHOVE THINGS UP HIS ASS OR ACTIVITIES THAT END UP WITH ME HAVING TO WATCH YOU BEAT YOUR MEAT AND SPIT JIZM DRIBBLE FROM YOUR WEENIE ONLINE!!!
WEBcaM PUPPETS are quite time consuming, not all that interesting to watch and ultimately what a WASTE OF MY TIME unless you webcaming and making money at it... and of course only am I interested if you are using the earnings from your stupid webcam performances to reward me for suffering thru such antic's as need be.
What would qualify as a good reward?
Oh Im thinking of stuff like jewelry - shoes - fetish toys - wine - gift certificates - travel vouchers - juicy courture bags - prada purfume - pampering services - thigh high boots - corsets
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Position Available...
I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.~ Marilyn Monroe
Vegas Baby was Quite the Trip
Miss Fortunes Birthday - good lord it was a fun trip.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
What my cucked Slut had to say about Sunday Night
Mistress, thank you for meeting with me earlier this week and providing me a scene that was all the fantasy I could hope for. You present me with 3 choices and I am glad of the choice I made, because little did I realize it at the time, it was a choice that also provided you with the your favorite fantasies....two sluts under your control.
Of course, I enjoyed that the first thing you did was tie up my cock in a cute pink ribbon, making me understand that I was something less than a REAL MAN while in your presence. Later you had me remove my clothes and put on a cute little outfit and pink panties. I felt so fem, and also felt very slutty. It was the one thing you told me you wanted the most out of me, to be as slutty as I could be. I was well on the way as I already felt like a slut, but better yet...your slut.
Now the best part of the evening was you had another slut waiting when I got there. I enjoyed meeting Slut K and performing in scenes with her for your pleasure. We both were total sluts for you. She was far more experienced than I, so I learned a lot that evening. You both even used my pussy for your pleasure. But the best part for me, was when Slut K was tied down, and I was told to give my cock to Slut K's mouth while you took her from behind. It was so incredibly hot, I nearly came within 30-40 seconds and had to fight to keep from cumming too soon (Plus you ordered me NOT to cum at that point). I will say that Slut K knows how to work her mouth and she was the best I have ever experienced, and would easily come back to be in a scene with her again. I also felt very comfortable around her, so you made an excellent pick in matching her up with me to have two sluts at your command.
All that sluttiness lasted a couple of hours and I can honestly say I have never had an experience like that, which makes you a master of your craft. Thank you for including me in such a hot scene and allowing me to experience something that people in the lifestyle experience, while we others not in the lifestyle normally do not.
Excellent!
You are such a hot tease. The pics drive me crazy. You know my fetish weakness and you use it to tease me and play with my mind.
And then there is the crush. I LOVE so many things about you. (No, I am not going to drop everything and ask you to marry me...whoops, maybe I already did....whoops...). Your intelligent witty banter, your dominance. I was thinking when you shouted that YOU are the ALPHA FEMALE in the room....yeah, she is. I thought about what my personal relationship with you would be and you would definitely be the dominant one in our personal relationship and I would just learn to get along or get out of the way, even though I would challenge you for dominance from time to time. But it would be one of the things you would respect me for, instead of being just like all the other whiny wimps out there that can't deal with a dominant woman.
So my interest in you continues. We will keep our relationship as it is for a while longer. I did get some direction from work. I expect I will conclude my time out west here by Thanksgiving, Christmas at the latest. So we have a short period of time to wrap up all lessons here.
My Mistress...you have seriously impressed me. Were I free, I would SERIOUSLY banter back and forth with you until I had your strong interest. (isn't that flirting?).
So play with my crush. You have me under your spell....more or less.
C'dave53
Monday, September 6, 2010
Tonight is Behavior Modification Night Part II
Tonight I have a my cucked slut for a sleepover...
Friday, September 3, 2010
Miss Fortunes U r a GIFT!! and its your birthday - I smell cupcakes and showgirls and get outa jail free ...
Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.
Monday, August 9, 2010
... because small ones look Cuter LOCKED in CHASTiTY!!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Irritants & Oils are great for sensation play!!
Oh my goodness- I am a sucker for potions and oils and anything that I can use that has "yikes" appeal.
I personally am known for my little bottle of straight peppermint oil. Not the extract for cooking but the oil [health food places carry it] I love a minty fresh cock and/or pussy anyday. The burn tingle cold heat sensation varies with everyone as does the potency of the oil from one bottle to another so always test a new bottle's strength before going crazy with it in places you can't rinse or wash easily. A drop or 2 could be enough for some and others can handle more.
I have put peppermint ::
: down the urethra of boys dicks with a 6 in q-tip or a couple drops on a rosebud sound before I insert it in the urethra
: rimmed the anal opening with the oil
: rubbed it on clits and labia
; coated inside nostrils
: used it in enema water 6 drops to 2 quarts
: put a few drops on the tongue
; coated the nutsack with oil
: put a couple drops in selzter water
: used it as lube for my strap-on to aid in a memorable ass fucking [OMG] where nice isnt the objective to the ass I am fucking
** The only place I truly DO NOT LIKE PEPPERMINT is INSIDE my YA YA [vagina] because it becomes too intense and its hard to nutralize.
: used it in baby oil when I get out of the shower... it leaves your skin feeling cool for the time it takes to soak into your moist wet skin- great for hot phx days
If you do need to nutralize the peppermint oil for some reason, soap and water is the least effective and the best that I know from personal experience is water based lube.
If you have to put out the cold heat burn inside a pee hole and urethra sterile ky jelly injected with a 3 cc syringe -minus the needle- directly into the pee hole will provide some amount of relief. Also peeing will help wash some of the oil out of the urethra too and aid in making the hole a sterile enviroment again.
FRESH GINGER ROOT - LOVE IT!!! There is a group here that is all about GINGER FIGGING and the use of fresh ginger root... good group if you don't have experience first hand with this amazing spice in its raw and fresh form. It will make a person horny too. First hand knowledge, I swear those on the ginger receiving end will proclaim their horny factor spikes after getting plugged spiked and filled with ginger root.
I have used ginger in:
:ass :pussy :clit labia :urethra :nostrils
other substances worth mentioning toothpaste clove oil - use caution it can cause 2nd degree burns on some people peeled jalepeno pepper [fresh] cinnamon oil...is the one oil I don't mess around with..Personal experience says nobody wants to suffer for 8+ hours or go to the emergency room.
As with all things we do, it's up to us as individuals to practice safe, sane consensual with each other. Communication is the key to successful experimentation with someone. Sometimes you don't know until you do know. Always experiment with safe words in place. Sensory play is subjective. What is hell no to one person is a hell yes omg don't stop to another. As a professional provider I respect limits. Testing limits is one thing, ignoring hard limits is another. Your hard limits, as well as safewords are always respected.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Sharing your submissive with another Dominant...
Okay so last night was outa-control and Im not sure if that is a good thing...